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Joined October 2018
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Agent 67
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This is an amazing clip. The terror once she realizes she was live.
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seeing people like this suffer fills me with joy
So apparently Mario Kart Tour had a private apk that was gatekept via a discord server and a brave soul leaked it and now they're having a meltdown over their club not being exclusive anymore
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they calling vivziepop the most misoginistic woman alive
I can’t believe they skipped her birthday in the show just to give Stolas more screentime
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AO3 being down for two weeks is 9/11 for literary gooners. Hate to see this happen to a rare online space that allows total uncensored creativity.
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Im an oppressed third worlder from Seoul. Every day I toil at my job as a Samsung executive knowing that the fruits of my labor are going to the Botswanans
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Imprints of Dress · Iness Rychlik
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one of my favourite tweets of all time
started christianity and weightlifting. starting nofap in 1/2 months. wish me luck boys
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Karl Marx my favourite authoritarian immoral guy right next to... Ho Chi Minh who evilly defeated the Good Guys TM (USA) by uniting the people. Alongside Fidel who ended the gorgeous leadership of the kindest man alive.
Hot take but you can support a socioeconomic way of running a country and still hate authoritarian shitholes that violated the rights of their citizens. It's FREE! IT'S EASY! IT'S CALLED 👏HAVING👏MORALS👏
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It just occurred to me that the average right winger believes Africa doesn't have agriculture or livestock
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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BBW ASS SMOTHERING IS ILLEGAL IN THE UK
I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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She’s exactly where she wants to be #deadlock
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this is what it looks like in real time to realize you hate the very people that you make all of your money off of
💰😭 Lacy hit with massive $12,000 restaurant tab after viewers start ordering food on his bill during livestream after spotting the restaurant’s QR code. 🎥: Twitch/Lacy
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Literally this
She aborted their baby because she caught him cheating
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wheres my beer
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Estos son los que quieren servicio militar y les da miedo un femboy
🚨Me agreden y censuran mi libertad de expresión en Congreso.
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how many chinese bdsm slaves do you think it would take to power your home
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This looks like those adult flash games you play on your browser where you have to manually fuck the girl by dragging your mouse up and down, to fill the pleasure meter on any side of the screen.
This animation has been living rent free in my head the past couple of days
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Ukraine did this after Cuba spent hundreds of millions of dollars treating thousands of sick Ukrainian children from Chernobyl. Cuba spent 20 years providing specialised care they couldn't afford in Ukraine. Ukraine paid nothing, voting to starve Cuba was their payment I guess.
Ukraine voting to starve Cuba but we're supposed to believe they are hereos and defenders of Europe?
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making sure she remembers how it smells #silverbook
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