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London, England
Joined April 2011
RIP England national team 2012-2016, scrubbed from the history books forever
What a lovely gent Roy Hodgson is. I was digging my nails right into his bum and he's still smiling.
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Those are some atrocious stats hahaha
📊📉📈 League tables lie. Here’s how the Premier League and EFL is looking in terms of the underlying data as we head into the international break. 👀👇
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JWZ giving Eustace a hug felt like a message from the players
Rhian Brewster seals the win for Derby! 🔥
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Quality
GET IN THERE!!! 🐏💪
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This is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen any club do. Of course it’s us
Supporters are reminded that, should a large number of fans leave the stadium early, some temporary road and car park closures may be implemented to ensure the safety of pedestrians. These closures will remain in place until it is deemed safe to reopen the affected roads and car parks.
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Between outsourcing our transfer strategy to a fractional consultant, embarking on a Nordic and Eastern European shopping spree (50% success rate at best), and reconstructing the manager’s previous mid-table side from scratch (for him to not even last two years) - SOME REBUILD
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A manager with a philosophy and track record of developing young players? Not a chance #WelcomeRowett
If things arent bad enough … Russell Martin is in the crowd… surely Clowes can’t be that stupid? #dcfcfans
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Actually insane we were 3-0 down in 20mins 3 days ago and we elected to give that same management team a free hit at the two winnable home games we had coming up. Colour me shocked we’ve delivered an identical performance and scoreline
Norwich get a third. 🐏 0-3 🟡 [44']
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10 without a win. Gambling that the next incumbent can repeat the Eustace feat from less than 2yrs ago. Around we go again
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Finally someone speaking some sense
fuck off. I don’t regret to support thos time but I genuinely tegret to watch thi game at the trip when I was in goliday fucking disgreacrso I’ drunk but sack that cucking freack teag yu nam seng? fuck off teag fuck off him teag fuck off I’m so wasteful that i’n wathcing during
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Clowes made his bed when he sacked Rosenior, a manager to build a project around, and proceeded to rattle through like-minded, quick-fix guns-for-hire. Eustace will go, Rowett will come in, and nothing will change due to a complete absence of knowhow at the top of the club
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My fucking god hahahaha
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A genuine legend. Fuck sake
We lost one of the greats of stage and screen today. And, in my book, a tremendous friend and man. I learned so much from him. I will miss you, Patrick Stewart, all of my days. @mang0ld
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I wanna see Pecked by the Chickens-level of spamming this for Arsenal fans
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Could Southgate be any clearer about never wanting to manage again how does he keep making it onto these lists 🤣
Michael #Carrick’s position on #ManchesterUnited’s bench is very at risk. In #MUFC’s list as possible replacement there are Julian #Nagelsmann, Antonio #Conte, Eddie #Howe and Gareth #Southgate. Reflections are Underway since some days. #transfers #mutd
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Hahahahahahha pipe down shitpeas
Derby all in wrestling team were lucky to finish with 10 men. Dirtiest team I've seen in a long while.
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Morris CB might just be the play @Eustace @Clowes @PaulWarne
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Touch of a curb him honestly
Meister is a honking footballer
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Monster shift that from the boys. Zetterstrom Morris Hedges all brilliant, Sanderson too til the Red (which was bollocks)
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