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I don’t want to get adjusted to this world. 🙏 👼

Highland, ny
Joined May 2018
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.@KutterIsKing put me on to this app 😂
Bro threw a yes-hitter
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You can’t get Ben Eice out Anthony Rizzo! That was a trick question.
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Matcha Man Randy Savage
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The back page: ALL RISE! After 3-plus months, Judge finally back in lineup tonight Read more: trib.al/AvQ4RLZ
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What a pussy. No wonder he couldn’t finish that 4th tour.
Pissed off the Omaha VA today. I’m having surgery on 1 Sep. went to see the internalist and the anesthesiologist. First internalist was ok. Then came in the overseer wearing a hijab. I stood up, asked her to leave and find another Dr. She asked why. I explained that I was about to slap the hijab off her. Security came in, I explained the situation. He asked how many tours. I told him 3.5 because of an IED. He looked at the Doc, asked if I touched or threatened her, she said No, he just requested another Dr. He said “Well, get another Dr then!” Fucking hijab wearing sand person attending to GWOT vets. Good call VA.
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And he’s doing it as a catcher.
Cal Raleigh has a lower average this season than one-armed outfielder Pete Gray did for the 1945 St. Louis Browns
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STOP 🛑 using anti 🚫 cat 🐱 language. Instead of saying “she was being real catty.” 🐈 Just say “she was being really bitchy.” 🐶
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Fenway
When I say "dump" what is the first ballpark you think of?
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Sue me I wanna be chanty
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Just so you all know, there is a secret esoteric teaching about cats. Cats vibrate on a very spiritually high frequency. If you are a man, you must have attained a certain level of consciousness before cats will be attracted to you and you to them. You must achieve a certain level of balance with your inner feminine, which necessitates strengthening your inner masculine. In doing this, you attract the attention of Freya. If she deems you worthy as a man in the higher sense, you will find that the Cat Distribution System opens a portal near you. A cat may come to you and refuse to leave or you may have the impulse to go and get one. Either way, this is a sign of your initiatic potential. Women, on the other hand, are generally predisposed towards cats regardless of their individual spiritual quality. Cats and women gravitate towards each other for a different reason, which is that they are made of the same essential substance of Matter, and therefore share an ontological resonance. You will find cat ladies at all levels of spiritual development (or lack of thereof). However, if a woman dislikes cats or they dislike her, it is a sign of corrupted femininity. Freya has cursed her. You may be wondering if there are any esoteric teachings about dogs. If you are a dog person, you may be hoping that I can validate the state of your soul based on your pet ownership. Unfortunately, there are no such esoteric teachings about dogs. Dogs are plebeian by nature. And the plebs do not partake in esoteric teachings. Thus, to be a dog person is to signify your innate disqualification to be part of a spiritual aristocracy.
The nice thing about cats is that they can have any kind of mixed lineage and they will still be regal and perfect, no matter what. A moggie off the street is just as great a pet as a fancy breed. With dogs, you have to be so careful about their breeding. The very essence of a dog is a sort of neurotic instability and only good breeding puts any restraints around that. Humans like to pat themselves on the head and congratulate themselves for how well they train their dogs. But this only speaks further to the dog’s innate inferiority and instability. I have never had to train a cat to do anything. They behave exactly as they should straight out of the womb. The real solution to the problem of dogs is to replace them all with cats.
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Preach girl
the boston red sox are a far worse more evil team than the dodgers. they are satanic and disgusting and vile and ugly and
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A-Rod says it would be a "tragedy" if the Yankees don't win a title with Aaron Judge, which is why they HAVE to go all in at the trade deadline:
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