If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk. But if you give a fish a steak, can a pescatarian eat it? 🤔
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@DJNerf you’re a Boliever, right? I know @smitty_onair is! 🐴
The Colorado boys @JoshuaDover and @CecilLammey have got to be Bolievers…
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@MikeEvans1043 I know you’re a Boliever! @bstokley14 are you also a Boliever?
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I was lucky enough to help @BrandonPerna fulfill his bet with this song. And I’m excited to release a more polished version soon as well! #godblessbonix
When I learned Bo Nix listened to Christian Worship music before games I questioned his musical taste.
You guys rightfully punished me, and forced me to make a christian worship song. Here it is. Please do not listen.
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I was thinking of watching Super Bowl 58, but I haven't seen the first 57, so I'm worried I'll be lost.
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I cannot drink coffee after 2 PM. It keeps me up all night! #Staywoke
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In honor of @Rockies legend Todd Helton making the @baseballhall, here’s a picture of my old coworker who looks like Todd Helton wearing a Rockies uniform and taking a picture with me. Closest I ever got to meeting the Toddfather. Most exciting Rockies news in the past 5 years!
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My girlfriend likes pepperoni pizza, but I like pepperoni and black olive. But she refuses to compromise! #BlackLivesMatter
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Today I overheard a lady saying she likes extra pickles on her hamburger. #MeToo
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Iowa Football is catching strays on the ESPN golf telecast... "Zach Johnson is an Iowa Hawkeyes fan, and after shooting -10 I'm pretty sure he had more offense yesterday than the Hawkeyes football team did all year.” Ouch
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My dog is barking like crazy and she won’t calm down. I think I need to put her in the kennel. #LockHerUp
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I’ve got the framing up, and next I need to hang the drywall. #BuildTheWall
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