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Bo Nix music video: https://nitter.cf/t.co/xbfr9cpdXM Instagram: https://nitter.cf/t.co/5e5bmITZdT

Joined January 2024
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk. But if you give a fish a steak, can a pescatarian eat it? 🤔
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@DJNerf you’re a Boliever, right? I know @smitty_onair is! 🐴
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The Colorado boys @JoshuaDover and @CecilLammey have got to be Bolievers…
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@I_CU_boy and @byesline have got to be Bolievers, right?!
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@MikeEvans1043 I know you’re a Boliever! @bstokley14 are you also a Boliever?
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I was lucky enough to help @BrandonPerna fulfill his bet with this song. And I’m excited to release a more polished version soon as well! #godblessbonix
When I learned Bo Nix listened to Christian Worship music before games I questioned his musical taste. You guys rightfully punished me, and forced me to make a christian worship song. Here it is. Please do not listen.
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Am I the only person who gets 2% milk at the store because whole milk is too spicy? 🤷‍♂️
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I was thinking of watching Super Bowl 58, but I haven't seen the first 57, so I'm worried I'll be lost.
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I’m a 37 year old who lives alone… why the hell do I have 13 bath towels?
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I cannot drink coffee after 2 PM. It keeps me up all night! #Staywoke
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In honor of @Rockies legend Todd Helton making the @baseballhall, here’s a picture of my old coworker who looks like Todd Helton wearing a Rockies uniform and taking a picture with me. Closest I ever got to meeting the Toddfather. Most exciting Rockies news in the past 5 years!
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My girlfriend likes pepperoni pizza, but I like pepperoni and black olive. But she refuses to compromise! #BlackLivesMatter
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Today I overheard a lady saying she likes extra pickles on her hamburger. #MeToo
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My coworker is always running late!!! #LetsGoBrandon
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Iowa Football is catching strays on the ESPN golf telecast... "Zach Johnson is an Iowa Hawkeyes fan, and after shooting -10 I'm pretty sure he had more offense yesterday than the Hawkeyes football team did all year.” Ouch
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My dog is barking like crazy and she won’t calm down. I think I need to put her in the kennel. #LockHerUp
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I’ve got the framing up, and next I need to hang the drywall. #BuildTheWall
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