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John F Kensil

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 Fistin your face, Anytown USA
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Joined June 2009
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The vet said if my cat gets any fatter, he’s he’s going to have to be baptized at the Camden County aquarium Cats get baptized, right? (see I’m new to this whole feline thingamabob and what not)
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The Monkees were so fake
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John F Kensil@johnkensilOct 29
Pffffft easy “ The Bad News Vaginas” What do I win?
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This is you
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Lil dude just wanted to play and be a kid
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John F Kensil@johnkensilOct 21
I was watching an early appearance by #Seinfeld on #JohnnyCarson and talk about politically incorrect Seinfeld said “ we all know where glitter comes from… Ground up dead midgets!”
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John F Kensil@johnkensilOct 23
#Monicalewinsky has a book coming out about people who have had sex acts named after them So far It’s her Larry Blumpkin And Melvin Teabagger
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Don’t stay at The McGonigal Arms down by the docks They charged me for a porno film I didn’t watch I mean I never saw “Honk Kong Gooey”
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John F Kensil@johnkensilOct 28
My new book “john Kensil‘s guide to doughy podcasters who need a shave and wear baseball hats and hooded sweatshirts and talk about queefing in elevators, etc.“ The book is 225,000 pages long
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Remembering Sir Patrick Stewart This was his appearance on Saturday Night Live February 5, 1994 Mike Myers had a lot of fun with this one Phil McCracken: Scottish Therapist
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Here is his son
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Pffffft easy “ The Bad News Vaginas” What do I win?
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This is you getting yelled at by your wife
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I have no problem with trans people Live and let live this morning I was standing next to a trans person at a funeral They had a nice green skirt on, a hat with a feather in it and a bagpipe And a walrus mustache and ….. uh oh When I woke up I found an argyle sock
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My new book “john Kensil‘s guide to doughy podcasters who need a shave and wear baseball hats and hooded sweatshirts and talk about queefing in elevators, etc.“ The book is 225,000 pages long
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John F Kensil@johnkensilOct 12
This is me on Ozempic and moron pills
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John F Kensil@johnkensilOct 26
RIP #walterkoenig #StarTrek
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This is my cat voting Ha ha ha get it? Get it? Oh boy this one’s going right to John Oliver!
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RIP #walterkoenig #StarTrek
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