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Bad claim comparing his SB winning bonus and taxes he pays against entire annual salary
Darnold
salary $33.5m
$1m in SB bonus from team
$178,000 for winning SB
Pays $249,000
BECAUSE HE MADE $34,678,000!
24 of 32 States with NFL teams have the jock tax.
Just had dinner with 3 guys who went on and on about Tesla’s Roadster and how they want to reserve one. I mentioned the last one was never produced. They didn’t know.
My request is that these flights can stop being delayed so I can go to bed at a reasonable hour
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All six @SouthwestAir flights I have had recently have been delayed. My seventh flight tomorrow is already delayed 20 min. Wtf SW?
Omg this dude isn’t complaining endlessly about stuff he disagrees with, he’s just putting in work where he can. ❤️❤️❤️
“A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.” - D. Elton Trueblood
Bless this man - doing the Lord’s work in NYC
(h/t @CBSNewYork)
I’m surprised more people didn’t seize on the Mark Walter pledging $100 million for the Palisades Fire Relif Fund and then, uh, not contributing.
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Final.

ALT Padres final score graphic. The background of the graphic is gold. In the center of the graphic, there are vertical stripes that are brown and white. In the center of the stripes, white text reads “FINAL”. Below that, is today’s final score: Padres 2, Mets 4. Today’s date is written below the final score: August 19, 2026.
Twitter is turning into amazon. Buy one toilet seat from amazon and all they do is suggest toilet seats. Maybe I don’t want exactly the same content over and over, Elon. Shit’s stupid.
Jesus woulda sucked at baseball
THE GREATEST LL MOUND VISIT OF ALL TIME!!
“If you walk the next 5 batters Jesus is still lord,if you strikeout the next 5 batters Jesus is still lord”
🙏🏻 ✝️🙏🏻✝️ #llws #espn #patmcafee
Forgive me, I thought we were talking about something else
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