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loving baseball fan.

California
Joined July 2011
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Bad claim comparing his SB winning bonus and taxes he pays against entire annual salary Darnold salary $33.5m $1m in SB bonus from team $178,000 for winning SB Pays $249,000 BECAUSE HE MADE $34,678,000! 24 of 32 States with NFL teams have the jock tax.
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It is time for me to question the legitimacy of all people wearing brand new Brewers gear.
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Just had dinner with 3 guys who went on and on about Tesla’s Roadster and how they want to reserve one. I mentioned the last one was never produced. They didn’t know.
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Well at least the Chargers didn’t play today. Padre fans at least got that
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For every good play Jake Cronenworth turns in, he slips on 17 banana peels and boots 3 balls.
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My request is that these flights can stop being delayed so I can go to bed at a reasonable hour
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All six @SouthwestAir flights I have had recently have been delayed. My seventh flight tomorrow is already delayed 20 min. Wtf SW?
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Starting Nola was dumb. Mattingly is bad at this
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Omg this dude isn’t complaining endlessly about stuff he disagrees with, he’s just putting in work where he can. ❤️❤️❤️
“A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.” - D. Elton Trueblood Bless this man - doing the Lord’s work in NYC (h/t @CBSNewYork)
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Shohei should sue for trademark infringement
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I’m surprised more people didn’t seize on the Mark Walter pledging $100 million for the Palisades Fire Relif Fund and then, uh, not contributing.
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These guys right here know how to do it.
Earlier this afternoon, Gary, Keith, Ron & Steve visited our TV to Table contest winners, Francesca and Stephen, for lunch at their home!
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Twitter is turning into amazon. Buy one toilet seat from amazon and all they do is suggest toilet seats. Maybe I don’t want exactly the same content over and over, Elon. Shit’s stupid.
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Padre game was so good today
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Mother of god!
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Jesus woulda sucked at baseball
THE GREATEST LL MOUND VISIT OF ALL TIME!! “If you walk the next 5 batters Jesus is still lord,if you strikeout the next 5 batters Jesus is still lord” 🙏🏻 ✝️🙏🏻✝️ #llws #espn #patmcafee
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Made me say “oh shit!” As loud as possible
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Forgive me, I thought we were talking about something else
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My boy Evan Phillips has been scuffling since he came back
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