U.S. Marine. Starred in the film Battle: Los Angeles. I have a tattoo. I am basically hardcore.
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REALTOR: And moving on to the living room, you'll see we've replaced it with a ball pit.
CHILD: No crown molding which was on my wish list.
Crazy to think that when Justin Verlander made his debut with the Detroit Tigers way back in 2005 we were at war in the Middle East. Wait.
Whenever I ask AI a question, some part of the answer is wrong and I have to ask, ‘are you sure about that’ and then it goes oh you know what you’re right, my bad.
So helpful.
The Odyssey was great and all but I think what would have made it better is if during the Sirens scene the music hard cut and it was just Fergaliciois.
I’ve only seen Toy Story 1 when it came out and now I have kids and I’m seeing Toy Story 5. Quick, someone explain what happened in Toy Story 2, 3, and 4 in the next 30 min.
I can’t say America is better a lot of things but here’s my running list after being in Europe for 2 weeks:
1. Popular culture is unmatched. Ain’t no one putting on Dutch or Italian songs in their supermarkets. It’s all Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift.
Flossing the day before my dentist appointment in the hope it looks like I’ve been doing it regularly the last 6 months.
On-ramps for highways should be 10mph *faster* than the highway. To successfully merge into my lane you shouldn’t be matching my speed or slowing me down.
In the future, we're going to look back on the year 2020 and wish we had done some things differently.