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When Spurs fans said they were finishing second this year I didn't know they meant in every game!
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Absolutely disgusting by the BBC. They should not have this obscenity on Match of the Day!
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An Arsenal fan walks into a travel agent looking to book a holiday somewhere in the UK.
“Where’s the best place to go this time of year?” he asks.
The travel agent replies, “Well, you can’t beat Brighton!”
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"I've always loved supporting Spurs. Supporting them isn't too stressful." - Alan, aged 25.
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One good thing about the cost of living crisis…
My wife has started having sex with me again because she can't afford batteries!
One good thing about the cost of living crisis…
My wife has started having sex with me again because she can't afford batteries!
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Raheem Sterling has admitted to dangerous driving.
It takes him 6 points clear of Spurs 😂
