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nine panels fo life, Governor General Award-losing fartoonist, crank, dissapointed optimist.

montreal
Joined January 2009
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There are people who exist in the world unaware that this is the same guy
There is no way this could happen to someone in only 19 years
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Hey @fordnation speed cams are necessary you fucking goof.
⚡️Man walking dog killed on Hamilton Mountain 👉 thespec.com/news/hamilton-re… Collision marks the third pedestrian death in a week in Hamilton.
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Boy Canada Post sure does lose a lot of money. But thank god the police turn a robust profit.
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This is how you introduce war criminals when you're interviewing them.
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never lets you down if you want an absolute fucking sociopath.
“My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?” - Reporter “I think very good. And by the way, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.” - Donald Trump
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there it is.
Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. thenation.com/article/politi…
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I do not want people shot. Literally no one. I always live in hope that people could change, saul on the road to tarsus shit. But that said, this guy was an unrepentant hatemonger, racist, homophobic, transphobic, poison-spewing shit bird and there's no need to pretend otherwise.
Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. thenation.com/article/politi…
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It's not a war. It's never ending murder of civilians. Free Palestine.
We keep seeing her video, but we should know her name: Hanin Al-Wadiyya. And we should know her story: she’s the sole survivor of her immediate family & is now suffering from second and third degree burns on her legs and arms.
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If you can't speak up against this, what good are you?
Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."
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a normal, likeable guy with no glasses.
Day 18 of smiling class
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There it is.
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Paul Thomas Anderson and Leonardo DiCaprio's $130 million-plus #OneBattleAfterAnother will need to make at least $260 million to break even. A top source says the film was tested in at least three markets in recent months, and a consistent note came up: audiences struggled “to root for” any of the characters. DiCaprio has been praised for a “quirky” performance, according to the testing. A character played by Benicio del Toro scored highest of all, with one played by Sean Penn also indexing high. Anderson reportedly agreed to audience testing for “One Battle” given its high budget, the first time he’s done so since “Boogie Nights. On source said Anderson voluntarily trimmed between eight to 10 minutes from “One Battle” after early screening feedback. Read more here: variety.com/2025/film/news/m…
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I probably spend way too much time watching political videos so I can make clips for you guys. Anyway, here's Pierre Poilievre dropping a pizza. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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the legacy of maga and trump is to lie no matter what. Whatever it takes to “win.” No honour, no decency, no low too low. absolute shitbirds.
Pete Hegseth: "Nobody is texting war plans. Well I noticed this morning, out came something that doesn't look like war plans. And as a matter of fact, they even changed the title to 'attack plans,' because they know it's not war plans."
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tapping the sign, motherfuckers.
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Sonny Rollins
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clown hires equals clown behaviour. Goofball nation.
Gabbard claims "there was no classified materials that was shared in that Signal chat."
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The first 27 pages, the age is listed as 0. The first 27 pages, the age is listed as 0. The first 27 pages, the age is listed as 0. The first 27 pages, the age is listed as 0. The first 27 pages, the age is listed as 0. The first 27 pages, the age is listed as 0.
The health ministry has released a 1,516–page document listing the names of over 50,000 Palestinians confirmed killed in Gaza since Oct 7, 2023. There are a total of 474 pages listing 15,600+ children’s names. The first 27 pages the age is listed as 0 — children under 1 year old
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in the vernacular of ontario, this guy is never anything but a fucking goof.
Premier Doug Ford today called President Trump's threats to make Canada the 51st state "a compliment." #onpoli
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