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M~J

@jomas254

Just a man figuring life out. A little philosophy, a little chaos, a lot of curiosity.

 Kenya
Joined October 2023
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M~J@jomas254Jul 13
Life doesn’t often favor broke men. Work hard , stop being lazy!
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Ndo natoka kwa barber mamae, ameniacha na fade moja safi, sai nakaa Franklin Saint ukiniangalia bila wivu.😂
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Funny how a tweet can have upwards of 100 views but the likes are not even anywhere near half the number of viewership🤦‍♂️
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Naisha bana 😂
Image from Mkisii Ke 🤡🇰🇪 (@pastortoxic_)
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Kuna dem anasema she prefers male besties juu their friendships are genuine. Next post: men without female friends are husband material. 😂 So male friendships are a plus when choosing a bestie but a red flag when choosing a husband? Hii math ni gani sasa? Mnisaidie kuelewa. 😭
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Being fluent in reading a room is a skill nobody teaches and everybody needs.
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Huyo morio wa kuitisha deni ya hustler fund aambiwe sms moja inatosha
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Me: I'm just going to check X for 5 minutes Also me 3 hours later: 107 posts liked,6 new mutuals gained😭, 12 unnecessary debates, zero work done.
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Don't worry about death everyone will die, worry about poverty because not everyone will be rich.
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*It’s better to have more clothes and perfumes than friends.*
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Nakuanga na duka ya nyuki so pia me mnaeza niita beeshop
Image from ATWOLI™ (@Atworih)
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Nimekua nimeenda kuengage huyu napata no posts na hii following yote 🙌Siri ni gani jamani🙂
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Wewe ukiona waitress anatake long before aku serve, we jua you are not only the guest she is having🫴🤌💔
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Kuna madem we tokea .
Image from Kira𓃵 (@m_disasterr)
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“Nasema boyfriend yangu amenikujia, Thanks for the drinks and the good vibes, you’re such a lovely person. 🥂💕”
Image from Kira𓃵 (@m_disasterr)
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During my campus days, madems kadhaa walinicrushia but I never gave in.There was this particular kalenjin babe well loaded na ni vibes tupu alikua ananiitia hadi kasusu😂but sikuwai finya.Saa hizi nikikumbuka, ni kama wembe sharp inapitishwa kwa maini 🙂
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Niaje mtu anaeza kaa kwa mat bila kufungua window hata kukue na joto aje ama kukue kunanuka aje.Watu abnormal ni wengi hapa nje
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Whatever is happening with Manchester united 🙌
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The boy is totally broke, going nowhere VERY fast, dreams of being successful are as far away as the sun...Eloi!😭maisha gani hii buana
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Some people's lives got quieter, not because they're sad, but because they finally stopped explaining themselves.
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Sometimes the loudest person in the room is the most scared, and sometimes the quietest one is the one running everything.
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