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Escritor con sentido irónico, cómico y cósmico | Insightólogo | Stand-Up comedian in progress | Co-Host en @cinemanerdsmx podcast Listen:#EsVerdadSoyUnPayaso

Monterrey, Nuevo León.
Joined October 2010
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En mi investigación ardua durante los años en el internet mi teoría: existe "la curva del amor de usuario" Comienza: felicidad y amor a algo, Medio: llega un punto en que se comienza a odiar lo que nosotros mismos logramos posicionar, Final: odio y cancelacion. Aqui la Grafica:
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Después de lo visto esta semana, mi nuevo sueño desbloqueado es quitarle el trabajo a alguien que empezó desde abajo. Se antoja muy cabrón.
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Ay está ombe su película con un doblaje diferente para que no estén ahí mamando, digo si es una obra maestra siempre pueden ver el material ORIGINAL CON SUBTÍTULOS Pinches ignaros
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La comedia debe tratarse siempre en el contexto de comedia, cualquier bit de cualquier medianamente buen comediante puede dejarlo expuesto... Los genios son genios y prueban cosas, Chapelle le esta pegando la edad pero vamos a seguir viendo como expone la doble medida que existe
1/ The joke Dave Chappelle told about Charlie Kirk uses the exact same punchline that Tony Hinchcliffe used in a joke about George Floyd. Chappelle is doing this as a test to see if the right is really commitment to free speech. I know I'm going to get flack for this but...
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el video de dave chapelle no trae el punchline? y si era: "me siento mejor, porque a el como a otros, no los dejaron seguir diciendo lo que creian era lo correcto, me siento mejor porque este lugar esta lleno de gente que quieren seguir escuchandome y no dejan entrar con armas"
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Does anyone have the full Dave Chappelle bit? Not just the rage bait edit?
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No hacer doblaje nunca para no desatar la Tercera Guerra Mundial. Anotado.
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“Es que porque @IbarrecheJavier aceptó hacer el doblaje de lo hubiera dejado a alguien más” La gente es idiota en internet me cae… Pinches hipócritas son los primero que dicen fake it till you make it y este cabron mínimo ha hecho ya 7 películas en doblaje
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me vale 3 hectareas de verga cuanto mida la puta torre rise y todo lo que tenga que ver con ella
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Bill Burr On 'Digger' and Tom Cruise
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asi nomas el pinche duncan idaho...
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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No te vayas sin haber intentado todo. Es la única manera de no querer regresar.
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" y nadie hace nada" solo tecleando letras en las peliculas o en internet y con eso creen que ya estan participando, apoyando y quizas hasta resolviendo algo mas grande...
El mensaje de @cineCANIBAL al iniciar todas sus funciones en el @FICM 🇵🇸
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No estas haciendo un gran cambio, aportando a algo mas grande que tu o siquiera cambiando la percepcion de alguien, solo estas escribiendo cosas en internet, eso no hace una mala persona, pero pensar que estas "defendiendo" o "ayudando" solo es mero discurso onanistico y vacio.
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he is our new born his name is liam as a tribute, greetings from Monterrey Mexico, we miss you guys. @liamgallagher
Wey gran chiste el del sistema inmune de la morra @franco_esca me salió un video viejo en Facebook donde hablabas de la reunión de la prepa y de cómo la morra sacaba excusas bien raras para no salir contigo…
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I had been holding off on posting my thoughts until the interview was released. Director Iñárritu’s “DIGGER” is a film that all of us living in today’s world should see. It is a work that remains with the audience, provoking reflection and sounding alarms. As you absorb this film and carry it with you, a “tool (a digger)” for delving deeper into the future will surely begin to take shape within you. This is a film that will stay by your side for years to come.
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Love the arts Fuck the charts
digger was for the arts not the charts
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Si no has visto lanterns o si quieres volver verla con una mejor estructura y que se muestre mejor lo que relamente querian contar, mira los episodios en este orden: 1 - 2 - 3 - 6 - 7 - 4 - 5 - 8 En inicio se escribió para Josh brolin y que iba a ser un elseworld...
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“I do respect him. I do. He’s fearless.” - John Stewart “At Macon’s ranch, I was wearing the ring. All I needed to do was say the oath. But I didn’t. And when I asked for it again, I just wanted to show you what I was capable of.” - John Stewart “What you said wasn’t all untrue. I didn’t do much to earn this ring. And there’s a very good chance that you might end up being better. I can be a bit of an asshole at times.” - Hal Jordan, 2016 “John! I met him the other day! I like him!” - Hal Jordan, 2006 “I don’t trust them. Because they didn’t tell him he was gonna be replaced. They just expected me to take the ring from him.” -John Stewart. “If there’s one thing I know about that kid… he ain’t no coward. If he wanted me dead, he’d do it himself.” -Hal Jordan, 2016 “Hal betrayed everything to keep this ring. His code, the oath, even himself and it broke him. Probably doesn’t even remember why he wanted the damn thing. And neither do I.” -John Stewart “John! Don’t tell anyone you were here. Please!” -Hal Jordan, 2026 “I bet he liked you, John Stewart. And I also bet he never told you…” - Carol Ferris “I’m still here and you’re not wearing the ring. That’s impossible. Not many Green Lanterns can do that. Hell I can’t even do that. Bravo! Well fucking done trainee! That’s amazing! That’s goddamn incredible! It’s fucking incredible.” - Hal Jordan, 2006 “You talked about John like a football team who’s always giving you hope and then letting you down. He’s the TV you yell at every Sunday, but you never miss a game cause you know… big fan.” - Kerry Kane “You told me not to tell anyone I was in Rushville. Because Noah would assume that you told me about him and you were trying to protect me. Happy?” - John Stewart “Hal, you there? Come on man, I know you. I know you was listening to that. Hal? Hal I need you man… need you, man…”- John Stewart “Somehow I just don’t think that’s what Hal would’ve wanted.” - John Stewart “My gut tells me that you’re gonna be better at this job than I ever was. You’re ready.” - Hal Jordan, 2006
This is just so unearned though?! They spent 8 episodes showing that they hate each other
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finally finished Lanterns and if you think Kerry killing Hal makes no sense then only a few things are possible 1. you were scrolling 2. you’re media illiterate 3. you’re pretending to be media illiterate to grift for clicks like it’s literally laid out all in front of you
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