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Nigeria
Joined September 2016
What do you call this in local dialect 😊😊?
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Waiting man Go do now ?
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Knowing I can trust you is a turn on 😏
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If I have to buy everything, I'm cheating
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Manchester United fans, let’s be honest. We all miss Ruben Amorim right? πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
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😭 PSG really sold Liverpool a whole scam in the name of Bradley Barcola! πŸ’€ Is this the same player they were hyping in Paris? Man is playing like he left his football boots in France. πŸ˜‚ Liverpool paid for the PSG version and received the trial version. 😭 PSG saw Liverpool coming and said, β€œTake him before they change their mind!” πŸ€£πŸ”΄ #LFC #LiverpoolFC #Barcola #PSG
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Date somebody who can communicate, comprehend, apologize, andΒ correct behavior
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πŸš¨πŸ˜‚ ANFIELD HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME A CINEMA! 🍿😭 Manchester City are 3-0 up against Liverpool at Anfield! πŸ’€πŸ”΅ Liverpool fans came to watch their team cook, only to discover they’re the ones on the menu! πŸ—πŸ€£ The Kop is quiet, the City fans are singing, and Liverpool are asking for the final whistle! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ #LIVMCI #ManCity #Liverpool
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But I thought Ronaldo was the one holding Bruno and Rashford back from shinning at Manchester United? πŸ€” WHAT HAPPENED? 😭😹😹 They really blamed innocent Ronaldo for those two frauds not performing. 😭🀦
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Thinking about all the wasted time is wasting time πŸ’―
Nothing hurts more than knowing you could be doing better by now if not for circumstances known to you alone
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πŸ˜‚πŸš¨ Liverpool signed Barcola thinking they had found the next big thing, but today Anfield is looking like a place where attacking players go to forget how to attack! πŸ˜­πŸ’€ City are scoring, Liverpool are struggling, and Barcola is still searching for his welcome-to-the-Premier-League moment! πŸ€£πŸ”΄ Big signing, small impact! πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ #LIVMCI #Liverpool #Barcola
πŸš¨πŸ”΅ HAALAND AND DOKU HAVE ARRIVED! πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ Liverpool are 2-0 down at Anfield! Haaland strikes, Doku joins the party, and the City fans are having a field day! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Anfield was ready for a battle, but City came with the finishing touches! πŸ€«πŸ’€ Pep may be gone, but the City machine is still running! πŸ”΅πŸ”₯ #LIVMCI #ManCity #Liverpool
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πŸš¨πŸ”΅ HAALAND AND DOKU HAVE ARRIVED! πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ Liverpool are 2-0 down at Anfield! Haaland strikes, Doku joins the party, and the City fans are having a field day! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Anfield was ready for a battle, but City came with the finishing touches! πŸ€«πŸ’€ Pep may be gone, but the City machine is still running! πŸ”΅πŸ”₯ #LIVMCI #ManCity #Liverpool
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πŸš¨πŸ˜‚ Lisandro MartΓ­nez has gone from being a butcher to a Messi fan club ambassador! 😭 This is not the aggressive defender we used to know. Every tackle now comes with a question mark, and the confidence has disappeared. πŸ’€ MartΓ­nez, are you defending Manchester United or secretly supporting the opposition? πŸ˜‚πŸ”΄ #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #Martinez
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πŸ˜‚πŸš¨ Liverpool fans were singing like the title was already theirs, only for Man City to remind them that Anfield is not a concert venue, and possession of the microphone doesn’t guarantee possession of the points! πŸ˜­πŸ”΅ 0-1 City! Anfield suddenly needs a moment of silence. πŸ’€πŸ€£ #LIVMCI #ManCity #Liverpool
πŸ˜‚ Liverpool playing at Anfield like they’re protecting a 10-goal lead. 45 minutes gone and the scoreboard still has nothing to show ! 😭🀣 Anfield is loud, but the goals are missing! πŸ”΄πŸ’€ #LIVMCI #Liverpool #ManCity
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City are playing like Championship club πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Maresca, we need answers. Is this the new City or the old City running on autopilot? 45 minutes and still 0 goals!πŸ’€πŸ€£ #LIVMCI #ManCity #PremierLeague
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Tinubu won kill us who go use solar to swap generator
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πŸ˜‚ Liverpool playing at Anfield like they’re protecting a 10-goal lead. 45 minutes gone and the scoreboard still has nothing to show ! 😭🀣 Anfield is loud, but the goals are missing! πŸ”΄πŸ’€ #LIVMCI #Liverpool #ManCity
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They act cute to get attention, I act rude to avoid it
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πŸš¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή BREAKING: CRISTIANO RONALDO EXPECTED BACK WITH PORTUGAL IN NOVEMBER! πŸ‘€πŸ Portugal clearly knows that CR7’s story with the national team isn’t over yet! The captain could be back sooner than expected, and fans will be eager to see him wearing that famous No. 7 shirt again. 🐐 THE GOAT ISN’T DONE WITH PORTUGAL! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή
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Time passing is not an apology, accountability is πŸ’―
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