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Psych Major. Law School dropout. Designer & Artsy Stuff Nerd. Senior Prod. Designer @jasperhealthinc , Rockstar Instructor @codetrotters

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2016
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"I don't count pre-integration baseball. Go face a Dominican slider." - @trevorplouffe best take from the whole segment.
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Someday is now. See you in Tokyo.
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Tell us how you really feel, David Ross
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Cancel everything. Spring Training and off-season training. Players get scooters so u don’t have to walk cause so morons think you’re gonna get hurt!! So you know what. All athletes Go get bubble wrap and put it on for the tough guys
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"...some people saying you can't compare @WBCBaseball to the @Olympics...Maybe not for you, but go ask the players from Puerto Rico, players from the Dominican, Japan, Israel, Great Britain what it means to them. @ChrisRose as simple as national pride.
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.@ChrisRose sounds off on people criticizing the WBC “This is where America’s ego gets in the way. You have no idea what this meant to Edwin Diaz and the people of Puerto Rico… How can we sit here and tell people what’s important to them and what’s not?”
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Si no decoras, no hay que preocuparse de guardar cosas. #ConsejosDeNavidades
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¡Deseo de Navidad! 🎄🙏La salud de Alison está en riesgo. Únete al #TeamAlison 🎁 ATH Móvil: (787) 404-4744 👉Info y formas de donar, visita: TodoPorAlison.com👈 ✨ #ElSueñoDeAlison #AllIWantForChristmas #TisTheSeason #Salud #Illness #HogarSaludable #ChristmasWish #Santa
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when @jonathansplanc sends you some of his art, even if it was painful for him to make it 😂💖
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Por si este es mi último tweet: Me cago en Luis Muñoz Marín
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Did they really just say every single celebrity’s name at the World Series and go dead silent when it panned over Rob McElhenney’s face what the actual fuck
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¡Espeluznante! Puente temporero que fue instalado en Carretera PR-123 en Salto Arriba, Utuado, tras el paso del huracán María, desaparece ante inundaciones por #Fiona. Otra vez, una comunidad queda incomunicada.
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A short of #OpeningDay of my first solo expo Pleibol. A love letter to the #mlb players from #PuertoRico and #baseball . Show will be running until August 26th.
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And this, everyone, is the greatest video of all time:
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My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I said, it’ll flatten. He asked how I knew. And that’s how we got here. So what I’m saying is, when we have a hypothesis in this house, we test it. I’m also saying, my wife is away.
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Bro just back pedal two steps and tag the base!! Haha wtf.
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Gotta use that @Lethamyr_RL code on something, but what? I think I got it. #SSG
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To everyone saying we should get rid of Da Bomb please shut the fuck up
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Oh, hello there sexism.
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