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Mr. Nobody

@jongardner1979

Father to two wonderful boys and husband to Sarah. Cancer survivor. Pain is temporary, quitting lasts forever.

 Blackburn Rovers fan, Solihull
Joined September 2011
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In other news: The coat that Scott Parker wears during West Ham games is a Thom Browne Intarsia 4-Bar Boiled Merino Wool Duffle Coat. UK retail price: £3,240
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Good night. Sweet dreams! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💙🤍
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Replying to @BurnleyOfficial
@BurnleyOfficial
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Uttter shite. Trust me I bought one 🫢🤣
Miller and Hill (@millerandhill) profile pictureMiller and Hill
@millerandhillSep 9
A lined wool-blend coat with a stand collar and a detachable scarf. Shop now at Miller & Hill.

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Now who’s the clown!!! 🤡
Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) profile pictureChelsea FC
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Barco hits the post. Liverpool: ✅✅✅✅ Chelsea: ✅✅✅❌
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📰 Velocity Capital, Burnley FC's parent company, have been 'threatened with liquidation', according to business and financial website City AM. They say the company has received a 'compulsory strike off notice' due to accounts that are two-years overdue. Velocity Capital have two months to resolve the issue, or it could be dissolved and it's assets passed to the crown. [@CityAM via @cdjournalism]
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Miracle worker and I frigging love you 💙🤍
Blackburn Rovers (@Rovers) profile pictureBlackburn Rovers
@RoversOct 24
🗣️ The gaffer was pleased with the points and a positive performance in tough conditions. #ROVvWXM | #Rovers 🔵⚪️
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My wife’s family is in a crisis.Her Mum is in hospital in Belgium after a brain hemorrhage. She has to leave the hospital & her insurance doesn’t cover her for any more support outside the USA PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO & support the Go Fund Me if possible. 🙏🏼 gofundme.com/f/bring-our-mom…
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🎅🎄🎁⛄ It's time to reveal our new Christmas jumpers... First up we have our Pedersen #12 Lapland Christmas Jumper! Dropping at 12pm (UK Time) on October 28th.
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Mr. Nobody retweeted
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Senna@SennaBurnleySep 8
Blackburn are absolutely fucked and will only get worse. Burnley are on the up and will only get better. #Rovers #Twitterclarets
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Blackburn must fucking hate us😂😂took the best manager they’ve had in years and every single one of their decent players!
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Here is a rare (and quite touching) image of an injured David Batty browsing Blackburn Rovers' club store during their victorious 1994-95 season. Batty's broken foot meant that he only played five league games that season.
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Waaaaah fuck off 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Ant Lord (@antbrianlord) profile pictureAnt Lord@antbrianlordSep 25
Don't forget to proof read guys!! #NFFC
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My boy dropped at university today 😢 Only one thing can cheer me up tonight! 🤍
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿| GOAL: SAM GALLAGHER GIVES STOKE THE LEAD!!! WHAT A COMEBACK!!! Stoke 2-1 Sheffield Utd nitter.cf/nook28940509/status/21…
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Very 90s. Two buckos swinging at each other in the same shirt. Sherwood as the dad in the playground. Embarrassing then, clip-gold now. Blackburn’s title side had steel and spite. Sometimes too much. Don’t dress it up as leadership theatre. It was a scrap. He broke it up.
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Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) profile picture
Match of the Day
@BBCMOTDSep 12
Burnley have already conceded as many goals in the Championship this campaign as they did in the 2024-25 season when they won automatic promotion 😬
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Debut goleador de Pratt con este golazo. #BCAFC 🐓❤️
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