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This is really why I decided to go ghost mode. I got a teaching gig. Online even. 🎉🎉🎉
One hundred days from now.
Will you be there?
I might even show my face, like a legitimate coach would do. 🤔
Ghost of Monetization Coach retweeted
Behind a paywall but per chat👇
The article examines the explosion of influencers and coaches selling courses about making money online, growing social accounts, and monetizing audiences.
It describes the industry as ripe for hype, vague assurances and “scam-adjacent” behavior.
😢😢😢
Behind a paywall but per chat👇
The article examines the explosion of influencers and coaches selling courses about making money online, growing social accounts, and monetizing audiences.
It describes the industry as ripe for hype, vague assurances and “scam-adjacent” behavior.
😢😢😢
Ghost of Monetization Coach retweeted
I’ll buy one 🔥
SPIRIT HALLOWEEN — NEW ARRIVAL
THE MONETIZATION COACH
Adult Costume • One Size Fits Most (Premium+) • $69.67
SET INCLUDES
• Official Paid Partnership sash (toggle sold separately)
• Fake Premium checkmark medallion
• Tropical Smoothie Cafe cup (referral still printing 1–2 free drinks a week)
• Amazon / Tesla / Circleboom affiliate lanyard
• “Payout up 46%” foam hat
• $3/mo “best deal on the internet” cape
• Negative-balance tears (not included, you supply those)
BOX FINE PRINT
Monetization is not monetizable on X.
The smoothie is.
Paid partnerships are where most of the money is made.
The rest of the money is a rounding error and a push notification.
Ghost of Monetization Coach retweeted
SPIRIT HALLOWEEN — NEW ARRIVAL
THE MONETIZATION COACH
Adult Costume • One Size Fits Most (Premium+) • $69.67
SET INCLUDES
• Official Paid Partnership sash (toggle sold separately)
• Fake Premium checkmark medallion
• Tropical Smoothie Cafe cup (referral still printing 1–2 free drinks a week)
• Amazon / Tesla / Circleboom affiliate lanyard
• “Payout up 46%” foam hat
• $3/mo “best deal on the internet” cape
• Negative-balance tears (not included, you supply those)
BOX FINE PRINT
Monetization is not monetizable on X.
The smoothie is.
Paid partnerships are where most of the money is made.
The rest of the money is a rounding error and a push notification.
SPIRIT HALLOWEEN — NEW ARRIVAL
THE MONETIZATION COACH
Adult Costume • One Size Fits Most (Premium+) • $69.67
SET INCLUDES
• Official Paid Partnership sash (toggle sold separately)
• Fake Premium checkmark medallion
• Tropical Smoothie Cafe cup (referral still printing 1–2 free drinks a week)
• Amazon / Tesla / Circleboom affiliate lanyard
• “Payout up 46%” foam hat
• $3/mo “best deal on the internet” cape
• Negative-balance tears (not included, you supply those)
BOX FINE PRINT
Monetization is not monetizable on X.
The smoothie is.
Paid partnerships are where most of the money is made.
The rest of the money is a rounding error and a push notification.
Ghost of Monetization Coach retweeted
My biggest regret was telling you that you should have a niche.
Niche accounts are very hard to succeed with. Look my me. My niche isn’t even monetizable.
Sorry for all that.
My biggest regret was telling you that you should have a niche.
Niche accounts are very hard to succeed with. Look my me. My niche isn’t even monetizable.
Sorry for all that.
Ghost of Monetization Coach retweeted
85% of you reading this knows who he is talking about.
How sad.
Beat Coach ever.
I tried a different approach on 𝕏 today: a series of short, random AI videos. They’re pretty good, but I didn’t put much thought into the ideas behind them. Just having fun and seeing what sticks.
It’s not really working, and it’s reinforcing something I already knew.
𝕏 is REALLY unforgiving when it comes to content. A cute video or a little smile isn’t enough. You have to give people something they can’t scroll past.
If you want to break through on 𝕏, you have to make the best content you possibly can. Period.
