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Dildo magician πŸ¦„

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined September 2019
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Final boss @hankeystoys Lampwick Uncut 4XL πŸ†
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On the bright side I haven't touched Amyl in a few months and when I have been able to play toys still fit 😘
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Still works πŸ€– Lampwick XXXL nuzzle
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Joshhrd πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί retweeted
This is beyond beautiful
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Orange is an excellent colour πŸ˜„
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Today was my first time back in the gym able to do some resistance training in months πŸ˜„πŸ’ͺ
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I had another viral flare of Long Covid start 6 weeks ago. I was going to say something more but I can't find the words. I'm working on building back some exercise tolerance and gluing myself back together again πŸ©ΉπŸ’™
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Joshhrd πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί retweeted
🎁 #GIVEAWAY πŸͺ“THE CHOPPER APPROVED FOR PRODUCTION LATER THIS YEAR. 4x LUCKY *WINNERS CAN PICK ANY COLOUR OR SIZE THEY LIKE PRIOR TO IT BEING RELEASED (*winners announced 28th June) πŸ“ Rules βœ… Join our mailing list (link below) johnthomastoys.co.uk/join-ou… βœ… Follow us βœ… Comment
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I've been focusing on fasted early morning workouts the last month to trigger mitochondrial biogenesis. Significant improvement to energy, endurance and cognition, I seem to have tipped the point of exercise making long covid symptoms worse to helping get life back on rails ☺️
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Come back to me with your dick BS after you have contemplated the philosophical implications of the double slit experiment just sayin.
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I said goodbye to my Dad just over a month ago. Nothing makes you think about your journey like this. I just want to fix the world, allow others to see the world like I do. Make this sphere a better place than I found it. Fucking hell it feels like a big job.
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If your mobile emitter goes missing, always check Flint first. He's a sneaky phallus.
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I hear the local dildo magician moved in with Merlin πŸͺ„
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I have immense gratitude the Autism/ADHD door was opened last year. As distressing as it was to feel like I was constructed of symptoms not a personality, I stopped trying to fit into boxes which weren't my shape and felt dreadful. Delightfully odd, Josh x
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