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@jpizzle17

mookie betts enjoyer/xavi simons defender

Joined October 2020
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jp@jpizzle17Oct 3
defeated the 100 degree weather everyone was so worried about let’s go fucking dodgers
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Mateus Fernandes - Tonali pivot got us 4-0 GD
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2 mins into his prem debut, we’ve got our Yamal.
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archie graaaayy
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Romero teaching Lisandro the 'call out the owners then get sent off the next week' playbook
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tootnam plays at 10:30 tmw idgaf i’m fucked up CAM ON YOU SPURS
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i didn’t know this brewers team was chill like that, my fault champs
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Just imagined this guy linking up with Fernandes and Tonali… #whiteribbons
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@szyexclOct 27
xavi simons targeting a return for late december. #thfc hopeful of return in january.
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MOOKIE SWITCHED POSTIONS ANS BECAME AN ALLSTAR AS A SS
Zack (@zackwaxx) profile pictureZack@zackwaxxOct 27
This is a fun story. But if Yelich wins the 2026 World Series, I’m taking his career over Mookie Betts’. An MVP, back-to-back batting titles, and a historic peak. Using the Statcast data like we should, it’s not close. Hall of Fame voters need to start using exit velocity 🧵
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people forgot who tf mookie betts is
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as a biased dodgers fan and mookie betts lover i would bet you if you took off their names from their stats and accolades and presented it to MLB players 99.91% would select mookies career. 4 rings over any peak yelli has had.
Zack (@zackwaxx) profile pictureZack@zackwaxxOct 27
This is a fun story. But if Yelich wins the 2026 World Series, I’m taking his career over Mookie Betts’. An MVP, back-to-back batting titles, and a historic peak. Using the Statcast data like we should, it’s not close. Hall of Fame voters need to start using exit velocity 🧵
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el tottenham salio campeón sin kane y kane tocó el cielo sin el Tottenham, pero como les hubiera gustado hacerlo juntos
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IN THIS HOUSE HE'S A HERO
caleb downs enjoyer | #KillBrianSchottenHiemer (@IHateTh3Cowboys) profile picturecaleb downs enjoyer | #KillBrianSchottenHiemer@IHateTh3CowboysOct 27
edwin rios mention
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Poor Brewers fans man, they win their first World Series ever and nobody will remember it ever happened If a team wins a World Series but nobody was there to see it, did they really win the World Series?
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yeah man, congrats to the brewers. it will be nice to see yelli lift up that trophy
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he didn’t forget about home 🥲
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the most annoying mexican male with a septum piercing and a goatee is planning on taking his bisexual girlfriend with micro bangs to this
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@FilmUpdatesOct 26
A 4K restoration of Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘Y TU MAMÁ TAMBIÉN’ will be released next summer in honor of the film’s 25th anniversary. (deadline.com/2026/10/y-tu-ma…)
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bring him home
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@SpursOfficialOct 26
The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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