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Jeff Kolb

@jpkolb

Former Crystal City Council. "Boneless Wings" are just chicken nuggets. Yes, I’m rolling my eyes at you. Now please #GetOffMyLawn.

 Crystal, MN
Joined June 2009
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What if we actually understood what was driving this behavior instead of just trying to score political points? Oh well. I’m so glad you’re leaving office soon. You have no mode but division and cheap shots just like the president you hate so much.
Governor Tim Walz (@GovTimWalz) profile pictureGovernor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalzOct 29
The nation’s highest ranking public health official has spread misinformation about vaccines since the day he was appointed. These are the consequences.
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Tom Lyden@LydenFreeAgentOct 30
A decade later I still have nightmares from this episode mentioned in the NYT today. I think Andy is still choosing his words carefully. ;)
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I had to contact two different companies today for customer support: @Xfinity and @amazon. Amazon solved my issue via chat in less than 5 minutes. Comcast still reigns as worst company I’ve ever dealt with. I hate them.
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I miss Embers.
Kris Van Cleave (@krisvancleave) profile pictureKris Van Cleave@krisvancleaveOct 27
Fire at a restaurant at IAH Reportedly the restaurant name is…embers. United says it’s having only minor impacts as it’s shifting flights to unused gates away from the fire response. No reports of passenger injuries per UA. Video from a passenger ⬇️
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I don’t know sports but where did he keep a $20 in his uniform?
Brett Marshall (@B_Marsh92) profile pictureBrett Marshall
@B_Marsh92Oct 25
Last game Michael McCarron apparently handed a fan $20 through a hole in the glass after knocking his beer over earlier in the evening. What a beauty 😂 #mnwild via @seanzysix9 on TikTok
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Don’t do this
Chris Egert (@ChrisEgertKSTP) profile pictureChris Egert@ChrisEgertKSTPOct 22
Minnesota man throws dead rat at city council meeting over rodent complaint 🐀 😳 kstp.com/kstp-news/local-new…
Minnesota man throws dead rat at Twin Lakes city council meeting over rodent complaint

Minnesota man throws dead rat at Twin Lakes city council meeting over rodent complaint

A southern Minnesota city said on Wednesday it may file a criminal complaint against a man who threw a dead rat on the council’s desk during a recent council meeting, according to KAAL, 5 EYEWITNESS...

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This is like Al Capone’s vault level of overhype.
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Lotta angry people in the replies here who were on their parents insurance until they were 26.
Jeff Kolb (@jpkolb) profile pictureJeff Kolb
@jpkolbOct 21
Great work everyone. You bullied a teenager into dropping out of college. I guess everyone wins here.
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Great work everyone. You bullied a teenager into dropping out of college. I guess everyone wins here.
The Minnesota Star Tribune (@StarTribune) profile pictureThe Minnesota Star Tribune
@StarTribuneOct 21
St. Thomas student shown in viral video apologizes and withdraws from school startribune.com/st-thomas-st…
St. Thomas student shown in viral video apologizes and withdraws from school

St. Thomas student shown in viral video apologizes and withdraws from school

The student had engaged with a protester at an off-campus event put on by Turning Point USA, a right-wing organization advocating for conservative values.

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All the high quality humans in the replies here today
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It’s super easy not to get your own biographical information incorrect.
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New @wendys spicy chicken sandwich is a major downgrade
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It used to be better than Chick-fil-A
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Wait we have to have shitty WiFi because you couldn’t come up with “Delta WiFi powered by Starlink”?
Kyle Potter (@kpottermn) profile pictureKyle Potter
@kpottermnOct 19
Speaking to the Economic Club of Minnesota, Delta CEO Ed Bastian was visibly uncomfortable when asked about his "special love with Elon Musk" before saying: "I have to be careful, because I know there’s reporters in the room." Bastian went on to repeat that it was mostly a branding dispute: "(Elon) thought it should be called Starlink on the planes. I said 'No, it’s gotta be Delta.'”
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Guy writes a measly $2k check from his campaign account 2 weeks before the election and wants a parade. Just amazing stuff here.
Kendall Qualls (@KendallQuallsMN) profile pictureKendall Qualls
@KendallQuallsMNOct 19
We all must do our part to help Republicans win in Minnesota. I led by example — as a candidate and as a contributor to multiple candidates.
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Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 19
Minnesota counties by how socially acceptable they are as baby names.
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Legalizing my weekend plans. Love it.
Breaking911 (@Breaking911) profile pictureBreaking911
@Breaking911Oct 19
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agrees to review the Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes. -AP
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It pains me to even try to get into this but we don’t tax you on the absolute value of your home in MN we tax you on the relative value vs other properties so it’s possible your assessed value goes up but your actual tax goes down.
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It’s also possible that your valuation drops but your taxes go up, which is what understandably makes people really angry. The system is convoluted and hard to explain. I don’t know how other states do it.
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But I’m in favor of any tax reform that makes things more fair and I also think taxes are too high and Hennepin county and the State waste so much money and ignore basic services but “I don’t have to pay property tax if my house is paid off” is a dumb position.
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