Jess The Mess

On my way to the jungle baby ! TIME TO DIEEEE ! #GNR

These sleeper cards are exactly that…people getting their lights turned out. What a banger #UFCSacramento

My youngest is playing the ball hockey finals, my oldest has to win next game and he’s in the finals…watch their births turn into ‘championship births’ is the greatest thing about being a father. Happy Father’s Day to all you load blowing mother-fuckers out there ! Let’s GOOOO

Got this before the fight…shout out to all my girls at the bar…nice lil surprise !!!

‘You for sure can’t park there !’😬

Best heavyweight fight ever ! #ufc

My kid doesn’t like being filmed…and he got a NASTY set of paws on him ! Lil’ Butch always ‘bout that action !

Had to explain to the young kid at work why his little ‘act’ isn’t working with the ladies. Sorry, they want men back…they want us fighting in bars, blowin’ loads and eating cheese right off the block. 😉😎🫡

The Monday pint is a criminally underrated, tasty little treat ! 🍺🎖️

Like I said…these guys came to bang. They weren’t trying to leave it to the judges #UFC305

We saw enough dogshit fights the last few weeks…these boys know that it’s GO TIME !!! #UFC

I love sitting on the front porch, with a cold beer, while all the neighborhood kids are outside running around, playing hockey and riding their bikes…and me telling cars to slow down or I’ll kill them. This is the life I always wanted !🥰

- free Perks ?!..,I’m in !!! But you’re right…you get what you pay for now…even here, if you aren’t careful, you can easily get into trouble…even trying your best to be friendly…

Happy Father’s Day…up late, up early…no days off !!! Still the best job in the world.😁

The video doesn’t really show how deep it is…that first drop is about 9 feet…im sitting here sipping a beer thinking my old ass could probably do it !!! 😂