finnmir ✩ retweeted
Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
as a bisexual man
(i see little rob🤤)
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years:
2026: Noah Wyle
2025: Jonathan Bailey
2024: John Krasinki
2023: Patrick Dempsey
2022: Chris Evans
2021: Paul Rudd
2020: Michael B. Jordan
2019: John Legend
2018: Idris Elba
2017: Blake Shelton
2016: Dwayne Johnson
2015: David Beckham
2014: Chris Hemsworth
2013: Adam Levine
2012: Channing Tatum
2011: Bradley Cooper
2010: Ryan Reynolds
2009: Johnny Depp
2008: Hugh Jackman
2007: Matt Damon
2006: George Clooney
finnmir ✩ retweeted
Pattinson. Pattinson if you can hear me. Pattinson please crash that DCU Batman audition and mog them all. Make Gunn see the gates to Nirvana. I need you with Corneswet please Pattinson if your out there-
finnmir ✩ retweeted
im actually so cooked
in light of ao3 exploding i’d like to remind everyone that squidgeworld.org is an alternative archive that works nearly exactly the same (just with a better tagging system 🫢) and many authors already crosspost between the two


































