Juli(withoutane)

Something so incredible has happened to me and it’s so weird because no one can really understand why it’s incredible so no one cares. Maybe I’ll just tell the internet so you can pretend to care 1/

Oh look, this app is still here!

PSA: they started the road closures at 630a instead of 9. Two minutes before my bus was to arrive One cop agreed with me that it was too early, another told me to ‘call 311’ and ‘have a good day on purpose’ I hope they bring this same energy whew a teacher dies at work

My freshly 47 year old face. Not pictured: the temporarily disabled body due to Too Many Squats

F these big trucks and every idiot that drives them fox32chicago.com/news/video-…

Honestly I’m gonna need a far bigger discount than this…

Yes. More of this.

The dog shit is an improvement. Anyone that thinks A) this ‘car’ is a good idea and B) this ‘art’ is a good idea is really asking for it. ‘But what was it wearing?’

The next (express bus downtown during rush hour) was in 17 minutes so I took the red line. Hahahahahahahahahaha I’m never getting to work

Just here for my daily Twitter check to see if he’s dead yet

Why can’t he just die already? I’m bored and could use a good Twitter day

Let’s focus on having buses stop at them more frequently rather than making bus stops more comfortable (cuz you’re gonna be there awhile)

Man if people thought I had a superiority complex before, now that I’ve started reading historical fiction and then deep diving into the history? You can’t tell me nothin

I had to reinstall my Libby app and everything I had tagged is gone. I used that as my TBR list. RIP

Wordle has been ON one, I tell ya

Got tickets to see @harikondabolu 11/15 at the Den and so should you!

My coworker to me today ‘stop being so unbothered’

Michigan Ave was blocked so my bus couldn’t come. The red line platform is packed. I’m sure this will go well.