beach rat

wait y'all... what the hell is AO3...

i told israeli co-worker i am kenyan and he's been randomly speaking to me in maasai throughout the day mind you i am not even maasai

i genuinely have no plans for halloweekend. gonna spend the whole weekend rotting in bed watching the diplomat

deactivated my account for 40 minutes

coworker who got me club kid tickets is asking me if we can first go watch i play rocky

#NewProfilePic #WeAreTimotheeWeCarryTheFlame

been fake laughing at coworker's boring jokes who won't leave my office but i have to force this kii because he got me club kid tickets

do not piss me off omg jackie chan is not even in the top 100 actors of all time

watching club kid tomorrow... omg this is about to be one healing ass week

the rumors are true you do infact see everything. [REDACTED] gives the performance of a lifetime. A momentous feat... also this was really sad

finally #nw

maga co-worker brought really delicious pretzels today omg

dune 3 trailer tmrw which means my timothee gaggings are about to heal the TL

made a spooktober watchlist and i've not even watched a single film from there

lights going out in the theater...

feeling sexually repressed so... #nw

albums i listened to last week

wow i genuinely had the most fun weekend. partied with lesbians. did molly and coke. was barely hydrated. ate so much good food.... and most importantly i had no man to stress me out

returns to di TL... whats good justinwuah hive

idgaf i'm not going to work today. i'm spending the whole day eating and getting drunk