Anyhoo, let's do it. Giveaway time! Just follow this account and repost this post for a chance to win a Cleatprint Plaque or 5,640 carats! 🥕 Details: umamusume.com/news/200010/ (It'd be a drag to list all the deets here, so just go read 'em on the site.) #GolshiWeek #Umamusume

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christhopper noland · Apr 13, 2026 · 12:17 PM UTC

christhopper noland@justbendiitApr 13

Why is Agnes Tachyon feet pics being so violent

The Golden Age@thegoldenagedApr 10

100% attack and 0% damage

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ばん犬 · Apr 2, 2026 · 10:30 AM UTC

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ばん犬

@Watch_Dog_GALM9Apr 2

🥖❓ #重音テト誕生祭2026 #重音テト

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Arsyky · Mar 23, 2026 · 6:51 PM UTC

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Arsyky@arsyky14Mar 23

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Yo DPC ! ✌🐦‍⬛ COMMISSATHON CAP REACHED! · Mar 20, 2026 · 10:18 PM UTC

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Yo DPC ! ✌🐦‍⬛ COMMISSATHON CAP REACHED!@DPC_ArtMar 20

saw the steel ball run ep and wanted to turn sandman into an umamusume girl idk if i'll finish it but do you get the vision

Image from Yo DPC ! ✌🐦‍⬛ COMMISSATHON CAP REACHED! (@DPC_Art)

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Enma💢 · Mar 19, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

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Enma💢@Fan7XenoMar 19

Replying to @PkMemez0

#TheSparksOfLarp do not choose who to bless

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Umamusume: Pretty Derby · Mar 13, 2026 · 2:00 AM UTC

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Umamusume: Pretty Derby

@umamusume_engMar 13

To celebrate the new "#Trackblazer: Start of the Climax" Career Scenario, we're giving trainers a chance to win an iPhone 17 Pro, a random official plush, or 5,000 Carats—follow & repost to enter! 🥕 Play Now: umamusume.com 🥕 Details: umamusume.com/news/200008/ #Umamusume

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christhopper noland · Mar 7, 2026 · 11:54 AM UTC

christhopper noland@justbendiitMar 7

"My fav Umamusume is Tokai Teio"

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Wolf · Feb 3, 2026 · 11:18 AM UTC

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Wolf@wolfdetergentFeb 3

A little Transcend doodle

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💫 👻 Aster (Halloween) 🍉 · Jan 18, 2026 · 6:32 PM UTC

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💫 👻 Aster (Halloween) 🍉@ayestxrJan 18

Replying to @AlexSussedAgain

legitimately just playing make believe with that sword then gave it to omega hitler

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christhopper noland · Jan 19, 2026 · 12:36 AM UTC

christhopper noland@justbendiitJan 19

Anything what

Miles⚡@MilesAnimJan 18

Anything goes: the cursed technique

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christhopper noland · Jan 13, 2026 · 1:32 PM UTC

christhopper noland@justbendiitJan 13

Y'all see it too right....

internet hall of fame

@InternetH0FJan 12

McDonald's employee with down syndrome retires after 32 years of serving smiles

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Chisa · Jan 12, 2026 · 2:30 AM UTC

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Chisa@chisa_dayJan 12

Have you noticed how most LGBT shippers seem to hate wholesome family dynamics and always push their degenerate sex fantasies instead? These people aren’t normal, and I’m not afraid to point that out.

izz@jjkmp_Jan 9

horribly written couples and absent fathers 😭u not scaring anyone