Comedian with a twist of gay. #BadGayFriend #TryHarder #FatterThanYouThink #SAGAFTRA @EasierMovies #TopiKILL. He/Him
Hollywood, CA
Joined April 2009
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My full #standupcomedy special #FatterThanYouThink is now available to stream free on Facebook and Youtube! Directed by @MicahBleich. Check it out: youtu.be/YzyawX6B5DQ
Punxsutawney Phil came out of his hole and saw 6 more weeks for America. #GroundhogDay2026
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If the left can't even agree on which spoiler candidate to spoil the election with, how are we ever gonna spoil our way to the top?
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I love reconnecting with old friends by getting notifications that they’ve unsubscribed from my mailing list. – at Los Angeles, CA
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“Dance like no one’s watching” is a great way to describe my TikTok profile. – at Los Angeles, CA
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My ankles hate climate change.
If you live in LA, you've heard - and felt - that the mosquitoes are bad. But they're really, extra bad right now.
Hilary doused the region and sent populations of mosquitoes skyrocketing. Aedes, the ankle-biters, are triple the average. My latest: bit.ly/3t3a9mK
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Both this dog and I really need a job. – at Los Angeles, CA
In Georgia, there's a stray dog who has made it his job to protect this kindergarten class so they can cross the street safely. He shows up every single day, even barking at cars that don't stop. #HurricaneHilary #earthquake #SoCal #Elon #Zoey 101 #earthquake
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I just got booked as “Fat Guy Sweating In Sun” on the hit new studio buster, #SAGAFTRAStrike Join us on the picket lines. #sagaftrastrong #wgastrong #unionstrong
A SAG-AFTRA TV/Theatrical/Streaming Strike has been ordered effective July 14, at 12:01 a.m. Additional details are forthcoming. The Strike Order can be found here: ow.ly/aqOK50PaX2W
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It is my deeply held belief that my loan servicers are homosexuals and it would violate my religious freedom to pay them
Sometimes I worry I might be immature and childish, but then I read my friend’s Venmo notes and realize I’m doing just fine. – at Los Angeles, CA
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If we ever build a monorail on the moon, and we don’t call it the moonorail, then what are we even doing here?? #Moonspiracy – at Los Angeles, CA
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Don't miss out on FUN this FRIDAY night! Join us at the Preposterous Comedy Game Show on Plauzzabl.com
#comedy #comedians #free @ChadShapiro @justinmatson @AaronCaponigro
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Performing #standupcomedy tonight @failedtorender's Comedy in the Horizon in @MetaHorizon #VirtualReality at 9pm CST! Come laugh with us! facebook.com/events/13467663…
![[18+] FTR Horizon Nights](https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/2119461995795861504/1JzpjXtO?format=jpg&name=420x420_2)
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I for one am glad we roiled those clocks forward so I could conveniently do my 5am gardening without a confounded flashlight like last week – at Los Angeles, CA
