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mark

@kaberet

oh yeah! I’ll be just fine.

Joined November 2009
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July 22nd is the Feast Day of Mary Magdalene in the Christian faith. Much has been made of who Mary was, but she almost certainly wasn’t a sex worker. That story came about in 591, when Pope Gregory I got his Marys muddled. Thread
Saint Mary Magdalene by Guido Reni. An oil painting dating to 1620 of Mary Magdalene. Saint Mary Magdalene is here depicted with eyes raised heavenward, a sign of her devotion and penance. She has pale skin and long blonde, curly hair. She must have her curly girl method down, because those curls are amazing. She has on a red cloak that she clutches at her chest. The background is nondescript and dark. She has that pained, eyes to heaven look so many saints are fond of.

ALT Saint Mary Magdalene by Guido Reni. An oil painting dating to 1620 of Mary Magdalene. Saint Mary Magdalene is here depicted with eyes raised heavenward, a sign of her devotion and penance. She has pale skin and long blonde, curly hair. She must have her curly girl method down, because those curls are amazing. She has on a red cloak that she clutches at her chest. The background is nondescript and dark. She has that pained, eyes to heaven look so many saints are fond of.

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10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer
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Saw this in another Tweet. Harsh, but fair.
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RT if you think I should have my own SDCC panel because apparently there's just like lots and lots of open time slots to fill.
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Worth the watch.
Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) profile pictureGovernor JB Pritzker
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“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.
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Person in the office on the phone: “Today is May 21.” Other end of the line, “Oh Shit.” && I’ve never felt more like the person on the other end of the phone.
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I was leaving the theater after JOHN WICK 4 and a guy in front of me in the parking lot tried to do like a cool badass spinny weapon thing with his car keys and immediately dropped them in a massive puddle. 100 stars. No notes.
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Not all cats are alike 😂
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Happy Lunar New Year! It marks the transition from the year of the Tiger to that of the Rabbit. It symbolizes a transition of a year full of resilience to one of prosperity and the theme of the Water Rabbit (2023) is peace, prosperity and optimism. Wish you all luck this year 🧧
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Five years developed in bottle. Yum. Still boozy, still a winner. Worth the wait. @knobcreek @GooseIsland
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Might break out a celebration tonight with my friends from @knobcreek and @GooseIsland
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Man Parallel Parking Tries To Leave Enough Room Between Cars To Infuriate Other Drivers Into Just Giving Up bit.ly/3FctsMH
Parallel parked cars with an awkward amount of space between them.

ALT Parallel parked cars with an awkward amount of space between them.

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Note to self: Ten years is too long @GooseIsland
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People who reopen closed tickets just to say "thanks" really need to appreciate how CRM software works.
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NY Post: Florida Man Makes Announcement —> story deep inside on page 26.
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Big thanks to Brian on @delta flight 2894 this morning. He made it an enjoyable flight even when the video system went kaput.
A picture of unexpected text, “morning-txt.value” on a Delta video monitor.

ALT A picture of unexpected text, “morning-txt.value” on a Delta video monitor.

Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.
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Hey, I’m Mark.
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Nation Not Sure How To Describe Mark bit.ly/3Qy0n36
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What a great listen while grocery shopping on a Saturday afternoon @PJRadio Home show #2 sounded great.
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