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kaeli

@kaeli

“homebound woman” - @nytimes

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined July 2012
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"It was a simpler time" - explaining Gaga's meat dress to my grandchildren
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employers telling me “we’re like one big family here!”
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People in LA hearing that this week’s weather is going to be hotter than Vegas and more humid than Florida:
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Replying to @DoorDash
@doordash I’ve been waiting on a refund of $44.44 (angel numbers) to hit my account for over two months. Every time I call your whack ass support team, they tell me to call my bank. Whenever I call my bank, they tell me to call you. Where’s my money?
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DashPass canceled. @UberEats never did me like this.
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looking back, austin powers was the beginning of the end
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can you believe we’re decorating for Super Bowl Sunday already
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so a touchdown is kind of like a joint slay
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someone text it, i’m too scared
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do whatever you want guys but i’m still on strike until someone gives me a job
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nothing says "millennial" like not having a job
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I want more films that traverse the Silence of the Lambs “terrifying thriller to fun little rhyme reminding me to moisturize” pipeline.
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people literally look like their favorite song
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Klarna is a beautiful name for a girl
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80 for Brady, a film that begs the question: how many 2nd wave feminist icons we can we cram into a movie and still not have it pass the Bechdel test?
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The older I get, the more Anna Nicole Smith seems like a genius.
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your tox dollars at work
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love that movie where the famous dad fish backs his son fish’s terrible art house film i think it’s called funding nepo 🐠 happy new year to my rich friends only
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White Lotus: a triumph for Italian whores everywhere 💓🥹 This one goes out to my great grandma and my great great grandma. WE DID IT, JOE!
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the fact that i’m single is just more evidence we’re living in a simulation
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Are you a difficult daughter, or do you just have boundaries? Birthday girl @BadGalTuhRiri and I explore this topic (and many more) on the Manic Pixie Dream Pod. Send her a 🎉🫶✨ and pop this premiere ep in your ear holes! open.spotify.com/episode/3wB…
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My bedside table
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