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Pensions Actuary|Big Data Analyst|Politics|Economics| Dark Humor| My opinions are solely for entertainment and do not represent my professional capacity.

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined January 2017
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STOP THE COUNT!
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Replying to @Shadaya_Knight
Some women have convinced themselves that simply existing makes them high-standard people. They don't seem to understand that being a person of high standards requires brains, intelligence, self-respect and substance. You don't become exceptional simply because you exist or because you have demands. Having unrealistic expectations without having anything meaningful to offer is not having standards; it's being delusional. Women will never stop embarrassing themselves.
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No let them whine you, money can buy all the happiness in this life
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Replying to @ChrisExcel102
Here is a public example of why you do not forgive a cheating woman.
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paghetto ukatangirwa kunzi wafa nemari wakutosiya dollar πŸ˜‚
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VemaSciences vaibva vafunga kuti vachaita mari kupfuura munhu wese πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Kana uchida kunakirwa nemarriage try to be 5 years above or even more your spouse's age. Ukangodaro chete you will remain the Head of the family and business affairs!
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A married man remembering his days of happiness
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Posting your wife who has 7 exes is advertising that you married a ho 😭
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mudzah retweeted
Hard work beats talent. Alwayyyyyyyys!!
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A lady who isn't a virgin has no business saying "no sex till marriage."
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A Man can NEVER experience true love from a woman he didn't meet a virgin
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Gents makazoti kudii nevanhu vakabvisa vakadzi venyu hu virginityπŸ™ŒπŸ€£
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mudzah retweeted
Shoutout to visitors who actually go back home the same day. You have a special place in heaven😊😊
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