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I’m to old for shenanigans.

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Joined July 2009
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Goodbye, baseball. Let’s do it again next year.
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name. Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs. Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz. JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman. Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa. Mike Johnson's real first name is James. Rand Paul is Randal Paul. Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson. But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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Lots going on here, and I’m here for it all.
Matt Arnold was upset to be drinking a Budweiser. He wanted a Miller Lite.
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Tarik Skubal in 2026: -Ditched his country in the WBC -Wanted praise for driving through a light drizzle -turned his back on his homegrown team -thought he got a free ring and got sent home packing Enjoy free agency buddy 😂😂😂
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Like father, like son. 💙
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The bow of a lifetime. ❤️
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Today we pay tribute to the great Tom Petty, who died on this day in 2017. Watch his performance of "American Girl" featuring Stevie Nicks ❤️
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happy 37 year anniversary to this insanity
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I’m watching playoff baseball with gambling lines on my screen and the announcers are talking about wagers. But Pete Rose is still a piece of shit, right? Fuck off.
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Protesting is illegal now?
🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ says anti-data center protestors could face FIVE YEARS in prison.
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The front of the Kyle Busch tribute car …
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47 years ago today, “Rapper’s Delight” by Sugarhill Gang was released
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Good Monday Indy.
#Colts owner & CEO Carlie Irsay-Gordon sends a strong message to general manager Chris Ballard and head coach Shane Steichen: "We have been very clear with Chris and Shane... the sense of urgency for them to deliver and perform has never been higher."
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I need serious help understanding what just took place. Horrific play calling. #nfl
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Drake Maye in last 2 games vs. Seahawks: 5 INTs 9 sacks 0-2 record
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World that does not exist anymore Depeche Mode atop the World Trade Center / New York City / 1990
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US consumers have spent an estimated $100 billion more on fuel since February 28th due to the Iran war.
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I predicted they’d call off Congress until the election to stop our new Epstein bill. Johnson said on TV that was “stupid” and “nonsensical.” But then he got a call from “upstairs” and canceled Congress from the middle of September until the election.
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