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i will never financially recover from this

Indianapolis, IN
Joined September 2012
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I’m writing the next great American email
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and to my great grandchildren i leave 48,567 screenshots
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How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.
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Bro just eat the leaf
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do you think the cardinals watched conclave together and were pointing at the screen going 'that one's you'
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Replying to @TIME
We got Dire wolves before gta6
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Hulu telling me the Oscars are over when they haven’t announced best picture
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are you seeing this shit my liege
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this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on
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horse dropping apple losing precious snack surprised horrified disappointing turn of events
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replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad
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if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions
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i have no idea why X thinks i’m obsessed with bunnies but they make up my entire feed and i’m not like TOO bothered by it 🐇
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i want soder
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anyone else hate those new amazon boxes
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people who refuse to download TikTok be thinking they got a PhD in maturity
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one thing i find really unrealistic about movies and tv is that i can’t think of a single show where there are two characters with the same name. in real life everyone knows 3 michaels
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my apologies indiana i wasnt aware of your game
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