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I’m here to pass judgements, not receive them

Joined September 2022
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Everytime I rewatch the whole twilight series I cry a little at the end credits
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Idk what’s going on but my ass is getting fatter so who really cares
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Katherine Woodman retweeted
Hi 👋 while everyone is paying attention to #bb28 and BBTWT rn let me remind you to VOTE! MAKE A PLAN TO VOTE TODAY 🗳️ And if you can vote early!! This midterm election is super important so make sure YOUR voice is heard 🙂‍↕️ VOTING IS SEXY
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I’m sick and need a craft so I’m making a BB27 burn book
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I’ve got all this free time from not having a “real job”
This girl is absolutely hilarious. #BB28
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Everyone stop being clever when you’re being mean to me. Just tell me to kill myself like this app intended and move on.
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Some of y’all go out of your way to clap back online because you’d stutter if you tried to in real life. Not everyone is good at being a bitch. I, however, am.
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I wanted to post a screenshot of a TikTok Lauren showed me but when I looked it up myself they had me blocked 👰🏻‍♂️
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Lauren and I are watching Insidious and she thought the mom was Jessica Alba
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I miss being blonde so bad right now oh no
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I love scrolling through my own comments and seeing if I ratio people :)
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If I’m not talking about Big Brother it’s a flop. If I had said Melody tripped me walking into the airport ya’ll would at least comment to say that I wish I was her and deserve it…
I haven’t been more than 30 minutes early for a flight in over a year. Now I’m early and have to sit in the Newark Airport for 2.5 hours and idk what to do with myself
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I haven’t been more than 30 minutes early for a flight in over a year. Now I’m early and have to sit in the Newark Airport for 2.5 hours and idk what to do with myself
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I meant that random people even care to have a side JESUS CHRIST
None of these charts are very accurate
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None of these charts are very accurate
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Katherine Woodman retweeted
Devens cutting Drew #bb28
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I had to lip sync for my life last night and I actually just aggressively threw my body around and hoped for the best …
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It’s only midnight in LA and I’m stalking everyone’s life on the boardwalk rn #bb28
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Y’all I’m kind of emotional about the end of #bb28 this is so weird.
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Thinking about how my friend made an interactive AI game of big brother and they targeted me the whole time and got AI Lauren to hate me.
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