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Kelly Darcy retweeted
One thing we cannot lose sight of is this picture of Harrison Ford in a kitchen in the late ’70s
Sometimes I sit and think of all the things I’ve done pre pandemic that simply I’ll likely never do again. Like once out at dinner, a random family of three next to us offered us to come to their table and eat their desserts and chitchat with them and we did so happily.
It’s actually incredible how far an apology will go in the corporate/business world and how little people will just genuinely say they’re sorry.
To the neighbors who just saw me have to get a ladder and break into my own house through a window because I locked myself out, it’s now locked. So don’t even think about it.
Remember when we all went and said what our AIM screen names were? That’s nice and all, but a real tell about someone is what their tumblr url was.
Sometimes the wildest most unbelievable stuff happens to me and j think wow I wish I made TikTok’s but I don’t. So I’ll stick to voice memoing my friends.
Yall think Karen’s are bad but I’m listening to 4 middle aged white men bitch about the airport food taking too long, loudly, and it’s a lot.
