Haven’t used twitter for ages. Time to uninstall. See koalabare.bsky.social
Just awoke from a dream set in an off-brand knock-off of 70s tv cop show CHiPS. Don’t remember much except it ended with me arresting a kid who was knocking over decorative hay bails at a wedding reception. Rock and/or Roll.
Much as I’m hating Ireland’s #Eurovision2024 entry, it sure as hell ain’t boring. Not something I could say about the previous 9 songs.
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I can’t quite believe it, my regular second guess word was the actual answer in the latest Wordle! Inconceivable!
I entered the Hadestown Lottery for £30 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/24…
Saw this as I was walking home the other day. Did somebody say… I Quit? #justeat
Captain Australia's BIG LAP : Make a donation today to support Captain Australia's BIG LAP capsbiglap.au/donate #captain-australias-big-lap via @raisely
Well that scared me! I heard my neighbour got their alert about a minute later. So it's not instantaneous. #emergencyalert
Drank my first ever cup of Yerba mate today. Imagine the smell of a kitchen floor mopped with Ajax 2 days ago, throw a couple of dried cranberries at it, and add a little clay based mud. Well, I gave it a go.
The Socceroos’ chances of getting to the knockout round of the #WorldCup, while small, are not zero. NOT ZERO! That’s practically a mathematical certainty.
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Liz Truss is the only PM to not have an episode of #DoctorWho air during their premiership since the show began in 1963.
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We are currently exploring options to keep the show of ‘The UK Government’ running for the foreseeable future in the absence of a lead.
This includes seeking past performers or understudies as well as people who previously auditioned for the role.
According to @BritishGas, if I switch to a Fixed Tarrif I’ll save a whole THREE POUNDS on gas over the next year. Pretty great huh? The minor downside being that my Electricity bill will go up THREE HUNDRED POUNDS! What a bargain!
Centre court #Wimbledon, waiting for the tennis to restart. We just did the wave. Everybody stood up, everybody except those in the royal box who half-heartedly lifted their arms, but couldn't quite find the energy to stand.








