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Comedian & Actress ✨

Liverpool, England
Joined August 2010
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I used to make such an effort for gigs. I’ve got highlighter on & everything
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RIP Dolly its a grand old team to play for its a grand old team to support and if you know your history its enough to make your heart go woah we dont care what the red side say what the heck to we care cos we only know that theres gonna be a show when the Everton boys are there
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Everton Football Club comfortably seeing off a 2-0 lead without even giving the opposition a sniff of a chance
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The year is 2026, The Prime Minister of Great Britain is begging Everton to sign a Right-back.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Andy Burnham told me he wants Everton to keep Jack Grealish & sign a right back: “I’m hoping they may put some investment in this summer,” The Prime Minister exclusively told me. “I’m hoping Jack Grealish will give us one more year, at least I hope more than one, because he was a joy to watch last year and he brings a character that Evertonians can completely buy into. “So the signs are good but there is one thing that I would just ask: sign a right-back. “We need a right-back. Poor old Jake [O'Brien] can’t do another season at right-back. “He’s a good player, he’s a great centre-back. Buy a right-back.”
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🙌 Most clean sheets of any England goalkeeper in major tournaments 🧤 More shootout penalties saved at major tournaments than any other England keeper 😮‍💨 The longest run of consecutive clean sheets in all competitions for England Jordan Lee Pickford. 💙
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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre
📸 England men’s team players are ready for the World Cup 🦁
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Not the result we wanted. But thanks to everyone who came up to speak to me today. Appreciate all the advice and agree with the main consensus: “Get new running shorts.” The one bit that sticks most in my mind? “You need to be clearer that Labour left us. We didn’t leave Labour.” I agree. From here on, I will say it more clearly: mine is a campaign to change Labour back to the party people used to know. A party solidly on the side of working class people. Make no mistake about that. Despite what happened on the pitch, Everton FC once again excelled off it. It gave me hope that, despite everything, we can re-build more unity in our country. 🙌🏻 #bradleylowery @Bradleysfight
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I understand why people who don’t support Everton find Everton hysterical cause this actually happened in real life
Three years ago today, Michael Keane tried to protest a handball decision by saying it hit his arm, which is in fact a handball
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Thierno Barry coming on for Beto
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I was about to say you couldn’t write it but you absolutely could. Like a chat GBT derby that. I’m going for a swim in the Mersey.
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Between Scott Mills being sacked and Matty Healy’s bins not being emptied for three weeks I truly can’t see us coming back from this
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Hehehehehehehehehehe
One of the greatest saves of all time. Jordan Pickford. #Everton
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This is actually brilliant
My favorite part about writing is that first spark of an idea. It can happen at any time, for any reason. The idea for the Opalite music video crash landed into my imagination when I was doing promo for The Life of a Showgirl. I was a guest on one of my favorite shows, @TheGNShow. For those of you who aren’t familiar, it’s a UK late night show where Graham Norton (the insanely charismatic and lovable host) invites a random group of actors, entertainers, musicians, etc to be on his show and we all sit there and chat like it’s a dinner party. They even serve wine. Anyway. I remember thinking I got ridiculously lucky with the group I was paired with. Cillian Murphy, Domhnall Gleeson, Greta Lee, Jodie Turner-Smith, and @LewisCapaldi. All people whose work I’ve admired from afar. When we were all talking during the broadcast, Domhnall made a light hearted joke about wanting to be in one of my music videos. He’s Irish! He was joking! Except that in that moment during the interview, I was instantly struck with an *idea*. And so a week later he received an email script I’d written for the Opalite video, where he was playing the starring role. I had this thought that it would be wild if all of our fellow guests on the Graham Norton show that night, including Graham himself, could be a part of it too. Like a school group project but for adults and it isn’t mandatory. To my delight, everyone from the show made the effort to time travel back to the 90’s with us and help with this video. You might even recognize some friendly faces from The Eras Tour. I got to work with one of my favorite people in the world, Rodrigo Prieto, again! I had more fun than I ever imagined - Made new friends, metaphors, and fashion choices. It was an absolute thrill to create this story and these characters. Shot on film. The Opalite video is out now on Spotify & Apple Music. taylor.lnk.to/OpaliteMusicVi…
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On. The. Right. Side. Of. History. Once. Again.
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Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.
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my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
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“It was Chris Kavanagh on VAR” “I know” Call it out for what it is, CORRUPT
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I know it was stupid but I get it. Truth be told, I love how much he seems to care. Incredibly inconvenient time to show it like but still
jack grealish gets the shit kicked out of him most games and theres almost never any consequences for the players that do it, but if he dares to complain, he gets sent off
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He actually proper cares doesn’t he
Jack Grealish's deflected strike gives Everton the breakthrough 🔵
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What fresh hell is this?
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