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ALT Engadget article from 2020 with title: āScientists rename genes because Microsoft Excel reads them as dates. Microsoftās spreadsheet app is too helpful for its own good.ā
ALT A woman taking a selfie in a mirror, wearing a hoodie with a yellow rubber ducky on it that says āWHAT THE DUCKā
ALT A side view of a black and white dog standing on a gravel road. Sheās looking at the camera, smiling. The sun is setting behind her, creating an effect of a glowing halo surrounding her.
ALT A picture of a robot toy from the 80s, named āCaseyā.
ALT Confession bear meme: SOMETIMES WHEN A FORMULA RETURNS AN ERROR I JUST MAKE THE FONT COLOR WHITE TO HIDE IT.
ALT Meme: Remember when Kelly Rowland texted her man via Microsoft Excel and was fuming he didnāt text back? The meme contains screenshots of the scenes from the music video in which this happened.
ALT Meme with pic of the repetitive āmate?ā seagulls from finding nemo. The seagulls are looking directly at the camera with a questioning look on their faces, and ā#REF?ā over each of their heads. The title is āWhen you accidentally break a link in Excelā
ALT Meme of dominos being set up to fall, ranging in size from small ones up front to larger ones at the back. The largest domino is labeled āMicrosoft excel 10 hours a day for the rest of your lifeā The smallest one is labeled āsome fish with the audacity to crawl onto landā
ALT Hi! Iām Clippy. It looks like youāre working on ____. Do you want help with that?
ALT ____? Thatās a billion dollar business idea right there.
ALT There are three hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, off by one errors, naming things, and ____.
ALT Why canāt a room full of engineers get ____ to work?
ALT An ad for a company called āWTF Notebooksā with a picture of a notebook with the label āEmployees Iām Thinking About Firingā on the front.