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fox news not even broadcasting they just showing swan lake on a loop
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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CNN PROJECTING SAMWISE GAMGEE WILL SERVE ANOTHER TERM AS MAYOR OF THE SHIRE
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i can feel the millennial optimism slowly reentering my body
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Deb Haaland será a primeira governadora indígena na história dos EUA, pelo estado do Novo México
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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We got @SteveKornacki walking down the hallway likes he’s about run out the tunnel to play Alabama
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*typing into Letterboxd* R-E-S-I-D-E-N
Letterboxd: Ah yes. They’re searching for the very popular 2026 film RESIDENT EVIL that just hit streaming today
*typing into Letterboxd* -T
Letterboxd: Uh oh. This has thrown me for a loop.
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I am hearing reports that if Republicans lose the Senate, they are planning to grind JD down to a very fine pulp. And- hold on. Multiple sources are now telling me they’re gonna mash this weird little guy into goo forreal



























