Keith Nottonson

What’s is karaoke to a person

Listening to the World Cup on the radio I mostly know who has the balll

Has anyone talked about @tkelce coming to the @Eagles for the season? @SportsRadioWIP we might need a veteran TE to mentor someone we draft & Philly is close to NYC and even closer to his big bro. What do you think @JasonKelce? Can you run it by him on @newheightshow #gobirds

Can I still post on this thing? Guess we’ll find out. Choirboy and Choreboy are one letter and one space apart from one another. #whateverthatmeans #isthisthingstillon

One could create a super team in the NBA if one forgo'd money and ego. There will be a first group of people who do this. #howmanymillionsisenough

Nice work story.com! This was so much fun. It took sixty seconds to turn a story I wrote in 2004 as part of National Novel Writing Month (ww.nanowrimo.com) into an epic trailer. Please check it out!

I think I can now sum up my style of play. it’s skating towards the puck

And now

If you’re not turning lights off, then you’re leaving them on #iykyk

I’m awesome because I care So are you

AI is certainly ushering us into a new age of bullshit. ChatGPT and I wrote the liner notes to my new album and it says some really nice things about it without even listening (which is really the only way to say really nice things about it

Not everything can be everything

It’s not inflation. It’s rebranding.

I’m nothing if not encouraging

I’d like to see @PepTeam and @klopp_juergen and other amazing managers coach @NBA players in a tournament. That would be amazing. Maybe that’s the next all star game @NBAOfficial

Suggest a divergent interpretation and make them think

“This is that” coming summer 2023

As you get older your ideas are better but your execution is worse

Working more is working easier sometimes