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Keith

@keithfreund
 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined August 2009
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All are welcome to live in my head rent-free. Not trying to be some kind of brain landlord
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Every bar and cafe should have a vast array of zones
Geographic features diagram: volcano, mesa, canyon, ocean, harbor, etc.

ALT Geographic features diagram: volcano, mesa, canyon, ocean, harbor, etc.

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Never meet your follows
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Cantonese is really hard to learn (ask me how I ngoh)
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I met my wife at a SAFE Disposal event (is a thing I would like to be able to say)
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Legalize dill pickle chips for lunch
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“Salt to taste” “season to taste”… The whole POINT of recipes is that YOU’RE supposed to give us the taste
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Sometimes I bring my whole self then later I’m like damn I should’ve just brought a slice
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Advice from loved ones is overly risk-averse
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Please don't install - it's trivial to turn Muse into the ultimate backdoor 💀👀 Ya, as an AI assistant built to manage your Mac, Muse needs broad access to your digital life. But serious 0-day flaw(s) can let local malware/attackers invisibly hijack it. Let me show you. 🧵
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Introducing Muse, the personal agent that understands your goals and works 24/7 to get things done for you.
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I like missing my exes. Au bon pain as we say in French
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.@NYCMayor NYC should have a mountain
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Me after getting fired: work 1 was crazy
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Fern Gully was a documentary
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Opportunity is nine tenths of the law
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Very sad to learn my jokes are not funny
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Before I lived in New York, I ran into an acquaintance half-snoozing on the Q train at like 7 AM. I excitedly tapped him and said "Richard?" and all he said was: "The lack that you feel will never be filled." Then he went back to sleep.
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Sharks: introducing crumb-colored bed sheets
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They say you’re supposed to spray Windex onto the rag not the surface, but that does not match my lived experience
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I don't worry about getting canceled. I was never scheduled
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I'm old enough to remember when "Los Angeles" was LA and "SF" was San Francisco
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