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Joined August 2015
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You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Driving at night? Here’s 500,000 lumens of LED RAPE straight to your eyeballs
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"I never played GTA". Convo over
Ya dead ass hyped for GTA story mode?? I never played GTA and honestly I really only care for online games. That story mode not even gon hold ya over for a week 😭😭
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Cooned out black people truly truly disgust me
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when angel snitched on the guy who threw a dildo 😭
this was the funniest W season ever 😂😭🤣
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Şakasız aynısını yaşadım ve şu an bile tetiklendim
gordugum en gercekci panik atak sahnesi, o hissin ne kadar korkunc oldugunu o kadar iyi yansıtmıs ki
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and while we’re at it fuck ronald reagan
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Replying to @brunotngz
Uma pessoa que chegaria ao ponto de abortar o filho não deveria ter filhos mesmo
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DARIUS ACUFF NASTY SPLIT OMG.
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Both parties have had full control of the government multiple times in 30 years. Healthcare is still broken. Housing is still unaffordable. Wages are still stagnant. At some point, the argument that one side is the solution stops being believable.
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VICTOR WEMBANYAMA TONIGHT: 52 POINTS 24 REBOUNDS 8 BLOCKS (!!!) 2 STEALS 16/28 FG GENERATIONAL TALENT
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these things showing visible signs of irritation is deeply unsettling to me
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Esse cara precisa agradecer as câmeras pelo resto da vida.
Imagens de uma câmera de segurança mostram o instante em que Renata Rebeca dos Santos, de 26 anos, caiu do sétimo andar do Rio Poty Hotel, localizado na Ponta d’Areia, em São Luís. A jovem morreu na madrugada desta terça-feira (3). Nas imagens, Renata aparece caminhando pelo corredor ao lado do namorado e parando perto de uma janela. Poucos segundos depois, ela se inclina para trás, as pernas se levantam e ela some pela abertura. O namorado continua parado ao lado da janela por alguns segundos, aparentemente em estado de choque, e em seguida se agacha para olhar para baixo. Logo depois, um homem de camisa azul surge no corredor, é informado do que aconteceu e faz ligações pelo celular. A Polícia Civil trabalha com a hipótese de queda acidental e investiga se havia algum dano estrutural na janela. O namorado de Renata foi ouvido pelos policiais e liberado em seguida. 📸 Reprodução 📝 Redação 📲 Leia mais no #iMaranhense: imaranhense.com
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I strongly believe that work shouldn’t be the main activity 5 days out of the week
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I don’t care who you voted for, none of them are fixing this economy. All they’re gonna do is spend more when they get into office. Good luck!
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Theyre cooking up the biggest nothing to ever happen
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I just laugh at people who think their votes actually matter. These politicians are bought and paid for. Elections were designed to give you the illusion that you have a say in how things are run. All they really do is make you a willing participant in the political theater.
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My only political tweet for the night: Ya'll are so cute cheering on your favorite politicians like any of them are gonna do shit to help any of us. They'll come in. Get nothing done and blame the other side for not working with them. Wash rinse repeat.
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Detachment easy af for me you know how much shit I been through bitch 😂
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I feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.
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