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Proud Papaw - Indiana Hoosiers Football Fanatic - Hater of coffee and cold weather - 🇺🇸 - #NeverDaunted
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Joined May 2009
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So the wife just texted me and asked me to GENTLY remind her when she’s being bitchy for no reason.
I’ll be taking suggestions on how best to handle these situations.
You can only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life.
What are your 5?
1. Hoosiers
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Field of Dreams
5. Stepbrothers
Name 10 things other people like that you don't.
1. Winter/Snow
2. Sushi
3. Taylor Swift
4. Chinese food
5. That snotty bitch on Twitter
6. Being more than three feet off the ground
7. The Olympics
8. Cats
9. Notre Dame football
10. Vaccines
Fuck Trump
Fuck Biden
Fuck Obama
Fuck Bush (x2)
Fuck Clinton
Fuck Reagan
Fuck Carter
Fuck Ford
Fuck Nixon
Fuck LBJ
Fuck whoever the next President is
Fuck ‘em all
Aaron Rodgers: “Every conspiracy that we were getting ridiculed for, it’s all been proven true.”
“Politics is a total sham.”
“The government’s a uniparty.”
“They don’t give a fuck about regular people.”
“If voting actually mattered, they wouldn’t let you do it.”
“Trump gets into office running on all these policies.”
“He’s going to go after the swamp.”
“And go into Fort Knox.”
“And cut the vaccine stuff.”
“And not go into foreign wars.”
“And end the Ukraine stuff.”
“And transparency in the Epstein files.”
“And what’s actually happened?”
“Absolutely nothing.”
“This is a pro-Israel first administration.”
“And when you dig into it, that’s the uniparty.”
“How many members of Congress are sponsored by AIPAC?”
“There’s no MAGA movement.”
“The guy you elected hasn’t done any of his campaign promises.”
“Politics is a crazy psyop.”
@AaronRodgers12 @CamHeyward @NotJustFootball
Kelly retweeted
September 11, 1985: Pete Rose lays claim to the moniker "Hit King" with his 4,192nd career knock, passing Ty Cobb for the most all-time. #RedsVault
Kelly retweeted
I'd like to give some polite instruction to those of you who were born after 9/11 but somehow feel compelled to comment on its significance, shut the fuck up.