@kelduck

Proud Papaw - Indiana Hoosiers Football Fanatic - Hater of coffee and cold weather - 🇺🇸 - #NeverDaunted

Cold Weather State
Joined May 2009
So the wife just texted me and asked me to GENTLY remind her when she’s being bitchy for no reason. I’ll be taking suggestions on how best to handle these situations.
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“Money” by Pink Floyd
What’s the actual Worst Song Ever? Like if you died and went to hell, what song would be playing on a loop?
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You can only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life. What are your 5? 1. Hoosiers 2. Shawshank Redemption 3. The Breakfast Club 4. Field of Dreams 5. Stepbrothers
You can only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life. What are your 5? 1. Princess Bride 2. Best In Show (Dogs! 🐶🥰) 3. Dirty Dancing (for the music soundtrack) 4. Stand By Me (also for the music) 5. The Commitments (yes, purely for the music)
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Fuckin’ weirdos, man….
Lady Gaga’s baby is a girl named Googoo, TMZ reports.
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Name 10 things other people like that you don't. 1. Winter/Snow 2. Sushi 3. Taylor Swift 4. Chinese food 5. That snotty bitch on Twitter 6. Being more than three feet off the ground 7. The Olympics 8. Cats 9. Notre Dame football 10. Vaccines
Name 10 things other people like that you don't. 1) summer 2)reality TV 3)seafood/sushi 4)cheese 5)Basketball 6)Thanksgiving 8)vacations longer than a week 9)energy drinks 10)super hero movies
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I'm back.
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Me, in the 80’s
Me, in the 80’s Yeah, it’s faded, it’s the 1880’s!
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Happy birthday @DomesticCEOCat!!! Hope you have a great day!
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Fuck Trump Fuck Biden Fuck Obama Fuck Bush (x2) Fuck Clinton Fuck Reagan Fuck Carter Fuck Ford Fuck Nixon Fuck LBJ Fuck whoever the next President is Fuck ‘em all
Aaron Rodgers: “Every conspiracy that we were getting ridiculed for, it’s all been proven true.” “Politics is a total sham.” “The government’s a uniparty.” “They don’t give a fuck about regular people.” “If voting actually mattered, they wouldn’t let you do it.” “Trump gets into office running on all these policies.” “He’s going to go after the swamp.” “And go into Fort Knox.” “And cut the vaccine stuff.” “And not go into foreign wars.” “And end the Ukraine stuff.” “And transparency in the Epstein files.” “And what’s actually happened?” “Absolutely nothing.” “This is a pro-Israel first administration.” “And when you dig into it, that’s the uniparty.” “How many members of Congress are sponsored by AIPAC?” “There’s no MAGA movement.” “The guy you elected hasn’t done any of his campaign promises.” “Politics is a crazy psyop.” @AaronRodgers12 @CamHeyward @NotJustFootball
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September 11, 1985: Pete Rose lays claim to the moniker "Hit King" with his 4,192nd career knock, passing Ty Cobb for the most all-time. #RedsVault
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I wish we could get back our individual freedoms we lost on 9/11.
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Hey @ChantaCombs 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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I'd like to give some polite instruction to those of you who were born after 9/11 but somehow feel compelled to comment on its significance, shut the fuck up.
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Kelly retweeted
Hey can you guys not share any more videos of that blonde linebacker mom who hates her husband, k thx bai
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Without naming it, post a GIF of your favorite show ever.
Without naming it, post a GIF of your favorite show ever. (This was hard for me)
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I’m hungry and I’m lazy and lazy is winning out.
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The little league diamond
What was the first place you remember being dropped off with friends and absolutely no adult supervision?
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Anyone else have Verizon and think that their cell coverage has sucked the last few months?
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Raising a child with profound autism can be so fucking hard. And I know he has it worse. But I am so stressed out and exhausted. And it’s not something one good night of sleep can fix.
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