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Life is painless for the brainless
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How does this match @UberEats ? You still haven't answered ... ordered sausage somehow tbell go word I didn't want sausage get you tell me it matches?
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
Replying to @0liviajulianna
I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.
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kel kelllll retweeted
Don't try to switch up now, Kim MAGAdashian.
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I was happy briefly last night now I'm back to hating life again
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kel kelllll retweeted
With Deshaun Watson in concussion protocol, Browns QB Sheduer Sanders is next in line to start on Sunday’s game vs. the Saints.
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kel kelllll retweeted
“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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kel kelllll retweeted
all we needed was gen z to turn 18
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Too wired to sleep. Plus I got stuck in my elevator 30 mins tn, it's been a wild night HAHA
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Twitter is so fucking funny tonight it feels like 2013 again
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kel kelllll retweeted
goodnight ohio
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kel kelllll retweeted
Democrat Sherrod Brown wins a comeback bid to the U.S. Senate from Ohio, defeating Republican Sen. Jon Husted. apnews.com/live/midterm-elec…
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kel kelllll retweeted
Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue
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kel kelllll retweeted
us the next time florida has a hurricane.
Ashley Moody has won the U.S. Senate election in Florida, defeating Democrat Angie Nixon.
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If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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I always forget how funny twitter is election days
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kel kelllll retweeted
how some of these races look rn omg y’all are so fucking stupid #Midterms2026
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I had an old friend literally get pissed I told her my voter registration show unaffiliated with a party. I had no clue I looked it up when she told me about. She was so draining
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kel kelllll retweeted
joe biden personally handed me a buzzball after i early voted for only democrats
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kel kelllll retweeted
they said amy acton drink liquor and pop pills ik who getting my vote td
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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