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Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
Happy birthday, @BarackObama. I miss you so much, my eyelashes hurt.
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
Trying to convince people that the president is racist is like trying to tell them the sky is blue— they either choose to see it or not.
I’d rather spend my time urging the American people who oppose his racist regime to agree on a democratic nominee and end this nightmare.
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
Hannah: "Do you think Luke would be ready for an engagement at the end of this?"
Luke's Dad: "Yes, there's no doubt."
FALSE. There's a Costco size bag of doubt, and it's BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. #thebachelorette
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
GOP: How dare you attack the character of a president who spent 6 years saying that Barack Obama should be deported for being black?
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????
Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
What’s happening to families at the border right now is a humanitarian crisis. Every parent who has ever held a child in their arms, every human being with a sense of compassion and decency, should be outraged.
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If ICE were a human it wouldn’t be old enough to drive, drink, buy cigarettes, enlist in any military branch or even buy spray paint.
It is not some ancient institution. We are not resorted to this. We can say no to Gestapo, most of us have known a world without it.
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
chacos are really the most versatile shoe. wanna go camping? chacos. wanna go to the beach? chacos. wanna climb up a mountain? chacos. wanna take a walk around the city? chacos. wanna go rafting? chacos. wanna go spend a day at the lake? chacos.
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
The separation of children from parents is something that happens in Gilead ( handmaids tale ) and Auschwitz. This is should not be happening in America. Disgusting
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
Every day that we fail to act on gun violence, we are failing our children. This should be a day for soul searching across America - and that soul searching should be matched with legislating to begin dealing with this national shame.
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
I always find it curious that "conservatives" tell us how much they want to get the government off the backs of the people. But when it comes to women and family planning, they want to the government to tell every woman in America what she can and cannot do with her body.
Kellbell 🖤 retweeted
If keeping your hobby legal kills 35,000 people every year then well fuck your hobby.
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"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder."
- inventor of the sauna
