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kellssss 🐬@kellyeaaa

“It is axiomatic that if we do not define ourselves for ourselves, we will be defined by others—for their use and to our detriment.”

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Diaryofadreamywriter

“Where did you learn—” Books. I learned it from books. Read more books.

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nobody that ever truly loved you will run to be intimate with someone else right after the breakup btw

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🧚🏿‍♀️@laurai_

Sorry when ppl say the pros of having kids is to give your life purpose it gives LOSER!

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Sheila of the Most High

You cannot explain spiritual things to unspiritual people.

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— O.E. Roux

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🏹@meaghanonmymind

Distant lover is for the real yearners. Marvin Gaye made a timeless hit.

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Obi Wan is hands down my favorite Star Wars spin off show

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reese1hunnit @reese1hundred

If you call me and it’s loud I’m hanging up

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Juice Wrld on the intro of IMY2 >>>

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So excited to see my family in Italy again

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United “States”. There are states in America. 🫢

On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state ????????????

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You told me I was a phase okay fine IMY2

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b!anco @whereisbbg

But do aliens believe in me

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“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.” You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.

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I had a dream in fluent Italian last night I woke up thinking how did I understand what was going on 😂

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Case @Cactuscali19912

You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?

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𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

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Accidentally sent a random tik tok to one of my favorite streamers and he responded 😂

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crplaisir🫧@taddymole91

A reminder for the girls: living alone in a world built for 2 incomes is actually an insane accomplishment.

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I had a nightmare last night and Michael Myers was chasing me 😂😭

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