kelsey dake 𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌

Hi, hello, yes, yes I did illustrate the cover of that NYT for Kids page you keep seeing in ads everywhere.

The kids are alright

Radiohead is millennial’s Grateful Dead; the most mediocre music you’ve ever heard with rabid fans

I want a job where I can just pick colors all day, where is that job

I'm sorry, the news is saying those people in the sub would have enough oxygen for another two days?!

Watching I Think You Should Leave makes me mentally feel like a five year old and I adore it.

Just binged Happy Shiny People

Did we learn nothing from Google Glass?

Drew a terrifying new duo for Mother Jones — Christopher Rufo and Ron DeSantis

Playing TOTK and I’m like “the time reverse tool never gets used??” and then I realized you can use it on the chunks of rock that fall out of the sky, elevators everywhere 😭

Time to play my favorite game,

The toddler’s love of trucks and his pronunciation of “tr” sounds as “f” is combining in a deeply hilarious way. Chris gets mad when I make him say “dump truck”

I love how insurance and CVS insisted on me paying for my children’s flu shots despite my best efforts, so I paid it, and then today I started getting refund checks from them 🫠

Pro tip: play Zelda with the Japanese voice actors, they’re infinitely better.

wtf is this

The way I scream laughed when they brought the birthday cake out after all that