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lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle

 Pittsburgh, PA
Joined January 2014
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Jim and I have started an evening ritual where we pick a random movie we have never seen (or haven’t seen in long enough to remember much about it) & we watch it without phones (big for me because with phones = I’ll only get about 40% of the plot) Thus far…
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Kurrco
@Kurrco
2 Feb 2025
Jaden Smith at the #GRAMMYs nitter.cf/Kurrco/status/18861705…
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I’m locked in on Grammys red carpet tonight. Going old school. No Prisoners. Let’s start with this look. The fake tie around the shoulder. It sucks. F. #GRAMMYs
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I love Zach Bryan’s music but I fear there’s no coming back from this, dead man walking lmao
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan
28 Jun 2024
who’s the funniest person they could replace biden with. i say lin manuel miranda
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dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave
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You thought we weren’t gonna play it, didn’t you!? Ha! Well, we figured since we’re 31 now, we had to add one more to the set. Don’t ever say we don’t love you! 😘#BSB30for30
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You got us “Drowning” in your love… 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 #BSB30for30
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There are some things that are so Barstool they’re impossible to explain #DKPartner
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“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”
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NEWS: @barstoolsports is getting back into sports betting. @stoolpresidente's company is in advanced talks with @DraftKings on a multi-year marketing deal. Would be announced after Super Bowl (can't be earlier, due to $PENN separation). Details 👇 sportico.com/business/sports…

Barstool, DraftKings Near Sports Betting Deal After Penn Lock-Up

Barstool is nearing a sports betting deal with DraftKings. The media company can't formally sign the partnership until after the Super Bowl.

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Fargo (1996) 🥯🥯 I don’t care if this was a true story, nothing about this was deserving of a cinematic retelling. Tragic? Yes. But no character was memorable, there was no twist or crazy reveal, & the William H Macy character might be the biggest moron to ever live.
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12 Monkeys (1995) 🥯🥯 Bruce W - King of the psychological thriller that only a handful of people will understand without googling. Had no clue what year it was the entire movie. Why do you have to be naked to time travel? & why did they show Bruce being scrubbed so many times?
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Watch untill the end you wont regret it
Tiffany Gomas
@Tiffany_Gomas
15 Jan 2024
Frozen pool bet paid. 💯 WAIT FOR IT. 😂🥶🤣 #soundon
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Packers - 48 Cowboys - 32 Hank - 0
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bby that “sleep sleep sleep” was NASTYYYYYYY
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Emergency Press Conference - I Bought Back Barstool Sports
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Can’t Buy Me Love (1987) 🥯🥯🥯🥯 Although this is the most tired plot of all movie plots, I genuinely enjoyed this iteration of “popular girl makes nerd boy cool due to bet/money.” In ‘87, cool really =‘d patterned blazers, MOUSSE, and bolo ties 🔥🔥🔥
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So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) 🥯🥯 Honestly should have only been one bagel because this was just not a good movie at all, but Mike Myers is really really funny & I enjoyed hearing “There She Goes” several times. Mike Myers playing his own dad is 💯💯💯
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Does the beginning of All My Life still give you anxiety or were you born after 1995
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