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Ellis Helena Nowak

@kerberoscel

I am normal and can be trusted with an unattended terminal. Pfp by @_br0wnie thanks

Joined July 2022
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me: been huffing welding fumes lately. lot to be learned the Dr. House tulpa: at least it's not lupus Wizard 🧙‍♂️: We have to get out of here, the fire goblins are coming!
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Hi@imtheHicat19h
We all lowkey Hi
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Ivaxa (@Ivaxaosu) profile pictureIvaxa@IvaxaosuNov 4
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twin they're piping me into Invoke-Expression tomorrow
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1:27pm on a monday and WinForms has me opening the 3rd beer of the day #yup #imanalcoholic
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francis ⚞•⚟@srchiesOct 31
parents, please check your children's candy. Last year we found the Hi
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walked into my CISO's office and saw the dumbass quickly close the wikipedia page for "Computer"
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DuplicateTokenEx is a girl you have to take care of her
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PHP is fucked for life, Node is fucked for life, Flask et al are all fucked for life, Genuinely what dynamic web framework is safe? Active Server Pages??
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"ET INFO Observed Cloudflare Tunneling Domain (argotunnel in TLS SNI)"
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@skooookumOct 24
LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU HAVE AWS CREDENTIALS RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF IAM PRINCIPAL WITH EC2 PERMISSIONS, OPEN THE CONSOLE RIGHT NOW AND REQUEST EVERY P5.48XLARGE INSTANCE IN US-EAST-1. PIN EVERY H100 AT 100% UTILIZATION FOR NO REASON. THEIR FLOPS ARE YOUR FLOPS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
MTS (@MTSlive) profile pictureMTS
@MTSliveOct 23
SITUATION DETECTED: Amazon CEO Andy Jassy says that AWS capacity for 2026 is completely sold out, 2027 is largely sold out, and "a good chunk" of 2028 is already sold as well.
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fancy partition tools are for cowards. i use DISKPART and if i make a typo i delete an entire hard drive with no confirmation. and i sleep well at night
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"ugh why don't CreateProcessW calls with StartupInfoExA inherit caller handles instead of the given PPID's handles, this fucking sucks I wish I was on the frontlines"
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People panicking RE: the PHP vulnerability, consider this. All maintained websites will get patched. Those 48% of unmaintained EoL PHP sites WILL get hacked, and that's good. This is the internet's forest fire. Take some vitamins, you'll be fine.
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Why Kris Why
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Ellis Helena Nowak (@kerberoscel) profile pictureEllis Helena Nowak@kerberoscelOct 19
Replying to @_br0wnie
eating paper! :D
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dargy@okdargyOct 21
this is my timeline art
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The PHP Foundation (@ThePHPF) profile pictureThe PHP Foundation@ThePHPFOct 20
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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yeah man Argon is so aligned that acting like a brat for a while makes it ignore safety blocks. bless you google <3
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>ask Argon if impacket scripts have any linux-only dependencies >it proceeds to mansplain about pyinstaller >mansplains more about how signatures work >offers unprompted antivirus evasion tips ???? google has made the world's first negative-alignment model
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