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Fivio Foreign posts and deletes a message on his IG story: “Enough of this election bs. U either Dominican or Republican pick or choose”
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if u like penis coladas and gettin fuckd in da ass 😂😂 lil parody for yall
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This was so out of pocket 😭😭😭😭😭
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Schools in Maryland are serving an invasive catfish for lunch to stop its spread Blue catfish have been eating native species, including blue crabs and white perch
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Chat am I cooked? My man just told me he’s going to a Halloween event called ‘Haunted Brixton: Whine or Die’😭😭
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Someone asked me if I was Elizabeth Holmes
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This Reddit post is killing me.
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Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900
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Respond to your boss a few times after 5 pm and it’s amazing the hours you can get away with NOT working
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I FELL OFF MY BED AND HIT MY HEAD REALLY HARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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"But you were green on Teams" I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM. I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.
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Niggas be ugly as fuck tryna be religious.
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I got confused by them yard signs i done voted for a mfn realtor 😩😩
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Shit gon throw off my dH ✌🏾
wanted for fraud and trickery silicone underwear by loise hulin
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I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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love that she's a responsible blue eye owner and keeps her eyelids open at a normal amount
god this look was so fucking perfect 🫠
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