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kickassian

@kickassian

The Tweeting Brakeman

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Joined May 2026
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Replying to @Siri
@siri call mom
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Baby shoes for sale, never worn. I’m selling them because it died (LOL)
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We used to have Bob Hope on first base, Steve Jobs on second, and Johnny Cash on third. Who's on first now?
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Going back in time to introduce Sigmund Freud to yo mama jokes
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First, John Lennon told me to “imagine all the people.” Now he’s telling me to “think about” women being a racial slur. When’s he gonna quit bossing me around?
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That’s generational libel bro
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@dril28 Aug 2013
lets set some realistic goals here : jokes banned by 2016. sex banned by 2020. a cop in every household by 2025
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For sale: Baby Gronk, never rizzed up
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 29
Draingang Amadeus Mozart
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Scaring my family at dinner with a heart locket of Jason Aldean
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I think we should bring bloodletting back
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That one friend that’s all wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay
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I’m excited for gay Halloween
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people who know gundam better: which gundam person is the most likely to sincerely say 'oppa gundam style'
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He’s white for an uninteresting reason
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Bleeding from the mouth, I feel like I’m gonna die. Man walks up to me as I’m limping, stops, and says “white people on spaghetti night.” I then pass out
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I won The Game!
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This earthquake’s gonna leave me in the poorhouse bruh
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