Kickin' It Quotes

"Grey, before you go, there's something I have to say...I know you just stole my watch." -Milton

Everyone: "Wasabi!" Shane: "...Why did we just say wasabi?" Grey: "I have no idea, but it seems to make them happy..."

Jack: "You just worry about your makeup." Shane: "It's not makeup! It's spy makeup. For dudes!"

"Milton Krupnick will be known as a man!...GAHHH! Mother didn't pack my footie pyjamas." -Milton

Shane: "I don't need anyone." Jack: "Really, Shane? What if you need to walk down a flight of stairs?"

Shane: "Sir, one just came in. It says it's from the face of evil." Funderburk: "Oh, that's just my mother in law."

"They're truth mints! I'm gonna be blurting out my inner thoughts!...But you're too dumb to understand all this." -Milton (to Jack)

Grey: "That cheap hairgel you use is gonna make you bald by the time you're 30." Jack: "*gasps*" Grey: "That, Jack, is what makes me a spy."

(cont.) Grey: "I was talking about you, Red." Milton: "That makes so much more sense!"

Grey: "What's with the geek?" Milton: "Jack's no geek, he's a 2nd degree blackbelt!"

Milton: "You do realize we're just kids, right? Look, I only have two armpit hairs." Jack: "...Please put the ginger twins away."

Jack: "You made fart noises with your hands on the PA system." Funderburk: "Right...with my hands."

Funderburk: "You know how you're always saying I'm the greatest principal ever?" Jack and Milton: "...We never say that."

Milton:"You look nervous." Jack: "Of course he's nervous. You ordered the clams. Says right here on the menu clams may not be actual clams."

Jack: "What makes it a patriot burger?" Server: "The tomato is red, the onion is white and the meat is blue."

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Jack: "I'm trying out for those girly curly shampoo commercials." Kim: "No you're not." Jack: "No I'm not."

Tad:"You can put on one of those cute little outfits and wave the checkered flag when I win." Jack:"You'd look really--that's not the point"

Kim: "You just want me to shut up so you can play with your pen, don't you?" Jack: "So badly."