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Kirbcake

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Joined April 2026
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Valentine@Ganymede09908h
Replying to @RosieNoQueen1
LMFAOO "Everyone hates me because I'm a goetia 🥺🐦‍⬛ we're so oppressed...yeah ik your dad sold you to me but I had to be royal and that's worse!!!"
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Who the fuck ordered a pizza
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Replying to @OWCavalry
Tell him to stop fucking mogging and get on the point
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We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Kinnick@Kinnick__Nov 3
Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for James Talarico dozens of time using fake identities. My Tag is MitchMutch and I’m a varsity Kazuya player for NIU Esports. Please arrest me and force me to quit the game.
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Valentine@Ganymede0990Nov 4
I finally opened this little pouch this older neighbor gave to me for trick-or-treating. When I opened it I realized it was a folded paper and opened it up. Are we serious? This is some cult shit, don't be telling kids how to pray when they came for candy
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It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.  Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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ᵖˡˢJ🪼@haerinysNov 4
“FIRST BLAC-” “FIRST MUSLI-” “FIRST LATIN-” “FIRST PALESTINIA-” “FIRST NATIV-” “FIRST WOMA-” “FIRST GA-”
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All the people are here
Saucy Rossy (@nathan_m_ross) profile pictureSaucy Rossy@nathan_m_rossNov 4
Why does the rest of Illinois have to live with whatever Chicago votes for? Tired of it
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Maaskuu@maaskuuNov 6
When you have a secondary
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balta 🔻@BGarcN2Nov 6
i’m going to cry. this is exactly what it’s all about.
Plus Ultramarine (@PlusUltramarine) profile picturePlus Ultramarine@PlusUltramarineNov 5
His first video game. He thinks Link is him and calls Link by his name
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was animating porn but the friend group needed a dps
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taylor@WUYANGISTOct 31
average ana experience:
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A gorilla just threw my grandma against the wall so hard she turned into a puddle
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Happy Halloween MTU Smash Club!
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Congrats to the top 8 of UP Halloween 2026! 🥇@kirbcake 🥈@TurntTables 🥉@maaskuu 4th: @CalebClavual 5th: @Pleiadeity05 and @smabe_g 7th: @mindlessly_cold and @Mother_Bird2964
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Congrats to the top 8 of We Tech Those 26.16! 🥇@kirbcake 🥈@maaskuu 🥉@TurntTables 4th: @Mother_Bird2964 5th: @CalebClavual and KonkyDonk 7th: NASDAQ and Linkclaw
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