Kissy

Not exuding happiness on social media is part of my charm

Now that my 5am can’t sleep sesh has changed to 4am, I have so much more time for activities

Blue is my favourite colour✌️

I didn’t gain an extra hour of sleep. I gained an extra hour of laying here

We’re a by the handful household🎃

A haunted house but I just enabled push notifications for social media

ready, willing, and unable

As a Canadian there are things I don’t know

When AI takes over it’ll remember those of us who said please & thank you

Reminding the kids I’m not their friend every chance I get to maintain superiority

I hate fb. All I see is people I don’t know and ads for pubic thongs

Happiness is sleeping with 3 pillows

When I was just a little girl I used to think Freddy Krueger could kill me in my dreams

Knowing it can snow anytime between now and May makes me wanna cry

I don’t ask for much, just that we don’t talk while I paint my nails black listening to a carefully curated 80s playlist

Mom- I have 4000 followers on TikTok Me- that’s cool, you’re almost famous Mom- yeah but this bitch I hate has 15k followers

Did someone say plague?

Told someone I haven’t drank alcohol in 3 years and they looked sad for me. No worries, I’m good